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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. https://carsandbids.com/auctions/30lgGwEP/2000-toyota-4runner-sr5-4x4
  2. Fuck Acevedo, but respect.
  3. It’s been like 3 months, let’s not start sucking each others dicks just yet.
  4. Inside footage of the Biden team negotiating the stimulus.
  5. It’s like that terrible Nextflix show you watched a season of and forgot about and then it pops back up with Season 2 and you’re like well fuck, I might as well watch this shit.
  6. Mack Brown resigned.
  7. I got the first shot and it actually gave me COVID, just like the flu shots give you the flu. Don’t do it.
  8. Swanson’s dad played at Stanford but his grades aren’t quite Stanford timber. Fuck yeah. Sark is here 3 months and we’re already beating out Stanford. Sign this dumb bastard up.
  9. Let’s get this going. Get some football board up in this thread. Hell yes.
  10. Fuck fuck fuck, he’s really good and is going to be a beast this year. You know what, no, no, he fucking sucks. Enjoy flipping burgers you piece of shit you don’t even understand economics.
  11. Black republicans were always confusing, but current black republicans are fucking mind bottling.
  12. This is the only post anyone needs to read on this thread.
  13. You’re a weird fucking dude Shady Ray.
  14. I’m always confused if it’s the player who sucks and is a piece of shit or if it’s the coaching staff that sucks and gets fired because they can’t coach up the stupid piece of shit players. The best way I’ve found to discern this is which one has political/social views I agree with, which clearly makes them correct.
  15. Double down on the stupid, I like it. It’s completely inconceivable that a rival coach would use the uproar over the EOT and former players badmouthing boosters to negatively recruit against Texas. I know this because Alabama exists. QED.
  16. My house was destroyed in Harvey and I got a check from JJs hurricane relief foundation but I tore it up and mailed it back because he posts too much on social media. I might live in a tent now but at least I didn’t take money from a famous person who enjoys attention. Fuck that guy.
  17. Hearing that they are going to rename the Travis County Courthouse the “Tom Herman Sweatt Courthouse” for refusing to make the players sing the eyes and getting fired because he wouldn’t back down.
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