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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. There’s a newish Sichuan place called Taste Sichuan by the Galleria that is pretty damn good. Better than Mala in Montrose, maybe a notch below Mala in Chinatown.
  2. /steps up to podium /taps microphone /places lips directly on microphone BERNIE WOULD HAVE ALREADY WON
  3. Dems need to quit being pussies and actually start fighting back. Last night inspired me to join a local ISIS cell and I pledge to take Dan Crenshaw’s remaining eye. Join me in paradise brothers! Inshallah.
  4. /types out 5000 word response to obvious troll thread /gets trolled WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!
  5. I am drinking all the Kool Aid and believe the lies told to me by PAC fundraisers about flipping the house and I’m gonna say 11.
  6. Hank Scorpio replied to Smax's topic in Houston
    I hadn’t been to Hugo’s in a long time, went last week for happy hour and it’s still fucking amazing. The lobster tacos are my favorite.
  7. After that Iowa debate with the crop price question I don’t see how any self respecting Iowan could vote for Ernst.
  8. Bunch of fucking idiots in this thread who have seen the light and are voting against Trump but appear to be poised to immediately go back to being fucking idiots after this. Hooray.
  9. It would be ridiculous for a Republican hack like Hanen to toss the votes out, have the decision affirmed by the 5th circuit 2-1 with Edith Brown writing the opinion, and going up to the Supreme Court where it’s upheld by a 5-4 Court with the principled John Robert’s voting with the liberals because he has coverage. That could never happen.
  10. Nancy Pelosi should be killed regardless of marrying or fucking.
  11. It’s hilarious that the biggest knock against a politician is that he’s anti any-fucking-idiot-can-own-a-machine-gun.
  12. I live in Houston and you people are fucking insane if you think it beats Chicago. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.
  13. Guys, watch out, this guy doesn’t care what you think of him!
  14. Wright is going to be a bad ass. He’s already used to playing the highest level of competition at Austin High and he gets it done on the biggest stage (House Park).
  15. When/if the Democrats take Texas back over they need to voter oppress the shit out of Republicans. Polling stations only in the worst part of town, all minority election workers, bring back literacy tests except every voter has to read the 1619 Project, voting ID restrictions where in order to cast a ballot you have to identify as they/them, the only day polls are open is the same day as the local NASCAR race etc.
  16. Biden is going to phase out shitty posting?
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