Everything posted by Texzilla58
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Smash Burgers - Teach Me
A reference for size: a regular McDonald’s burger is 1.6 oz per patty. We’d make them for ourselves like a smash burger and cook them to where the meat was cooking thru and then flip for just a few seconds, season heavy with salt and pepper, throw some grilled quarter pounder onions on, cheese it, put like four on the bun. it’s basically crunchy meat and melty America. also if you have the tool, grind up a chuck roast and use that. It makes a hell of a difference. a griddle is best. If no blackstone use a gas grill with a cast iron griddle and crank it hot.
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Texas Getting Michelin Star Ratings in 2025
Well your OG joints would sell for at for $12 a lb as it would be whatever they caught in their traps. Panther City is likely using a craft raised product fed only organic shit, the wagyu of rats. So $35 a skewer sounds right.
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Texas Getting Michelin Star Ratings in 2025
One has to wonder how many Michelin rec’d places have been shut down for rats and filth issues a few months before being announced. Panther City will probably raise price on brisket to $65 lb, but are adding a rat on a stick for tighter budgets. it’s obvious they don’t look online to see if they’re still open, had health inspection issues, or been involved in various lawsuits. I’m surprised Valentina’s didn’t get a rec just based on their embarrassing scandal.
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Texas Getting Michelin Star Ratings in 2025
When it comes to barbecue I put far more trust in Daniel Vaughn over Michelin.
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Criticize your favorite movies
Hot Rod magazine when testing the 70 w30 said it pegged their machine and estimated it was quite a bit stronger. It wasnt alone; the Buick 455 and Pontiac SD455 among others were way above the understated factory specs. maybe they had a shitty gauge from TG&Y.
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St. Denis
Watched both eps. Great cast with superb comedy chops. Unfortunately nothing funny happened. Terrible writing. About as funny as Me and the Chimp. We were both disappointed .
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Dak’s contract, with void years, is likely to extend into 2031 or so, and that’s if Jerry doesn’t give another contract after this one. It’s devastating to the team. It is stupid and devastating. And this injury will make it more so. i thought earlier maybe a little sanity had arrived after last January. New coaching staff. Dak gone. Trade Micah for picks and dumping some bad contracts. Total rebuild for 25. The team is fucked with the Dak contract as it squishes all that. It’s a fucking fungus that cannot be overcome. they need to prep for disaster. Dak might end up more fucked up. Draft a QB high and use that cheap contract.
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Norvell to Florida State
Buyouts like this $63 mil for Norvell and $45 mil for venables is going to have boosters at each others throats when they find out they spent a jillion bucks on fucking Jethro Bodine. I’d expect they start putting in some basic performance reqs or else coaches will get a big deal and spend their time playing angry birds.
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Criticize your favorite movies
I went to high school in the mid70’s. Rich kids had crap like that wheezy TransAm with all the gold decals. Or a Bricklin. Or likely a GMC conversion van. The working stiffs had true muscle cars. I had a 70 442 with that was 365hp stock but put out an estimated 1000 films torque. That was before headers, a Lunati cam, some head work, and a Holley 780. A buddy had a 70.5 TransAm, in white with blue stripe as God intended with the badass 400. It was the fastest factory car I was ever in, and it handled. You could get a hemi cuda for $800. So the lot was full of all kinds of cool cars: GS455 Skylarks, Camaro split bumpers. Tons of mopars. Mustangs. It would be a me on auction goldmine. But I’d have still driven that black TA , slow as it was factory, if Sally Field had been in the copilot seat.
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The Franchise on HBO
We’ve hung with it and it’s a slow drag race into a brick wall.
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The Penguin. HBO
Cristina doesn’t show the goods. She’s a good Italian girl, unfortunately.
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Norvell to Florida State
He’s got a big buyout if they want to shitcan him
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DISCLAIMER* - Apple TV+ Series, Oct 11, Cate Blanchett, Kevin Kline, Written/Directed by Alfonso Cuarón
Ali G banished her without listening to her, poisoned his son against her, partnered with Kevin Kline and sided with him, and then just said “ I’m. Sorry!”. Glad she told him to fuck off.
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
I like the concept using backup QBs as the hook. That wasp nest was stupid. He’s three feet away. Uhh my wasp spray hits hard at 25 feet. Who needs a ladder. Or a back up.
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Criticize your favorite movies
It’s a Wonderful life would be better with nekkid scenes with Donna Read and Gloria Graham.
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The Penguin. HBO
What a finale. Everyone not kilt gets fucked in some way. Penguin affects the burgess Meredith New Yorker top hat and tails. a masterpiece gangster story. Hellacious acting, writing, directing. Award in costumes for dressing Sofia. Yellow dress alone does that.
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2024 Houston Texans Season Thread
Started season with be. Johnson as the hot hc prospects for 25. Slowik might get get fired mid season instead.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Curtains have been there since the first year. McCartney concert required. Metallica last year was totally sealed of. Total darkness.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Just throw it deep. Might get a catch. Might get a pi. Might get a int same as a punt. Those stupid sw g passes fat Mike lives don’t work these days. At least for this ceew
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
The blackout curtains are there. Have been since the McCartney concert the first year. I went to Metallica there last year and there was zero light leakage. The whole place was sealed up. Why haven’t the networks forced it?
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Soup, Stew, Chili, Gumbo (Cold weather eats)
She’s probably wondering when he’s going to quit humping the ground and get to work.
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Unpopular movie opinions
My Left Foot is utter total shitstain garbage. Because DDL just made it all about his left fucking foot.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Nope. Injury in most of these contracts accelerates the guarantee to a full deal. Tua’s contract is only fully guaranteed if he is injured out of the league. The guarantee if cut for cause only gives him two years. The guarantee here is nuts. It’s a $240 mill contract. Typically the guarantee would have been $180-200. Instead Jerry wanted to give him $1 mil more than Watson. Todd France bent Jerry over and opened him like a shotgun and prison raped him. That jerrymentia all over again. just think how different things would be if he was playing out his contract. Hurt, coming off surgery…Jerry probably gives him a $260 mill contract.
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DISCLAIMER* - Apple TV+ Series, Oct 11, Cate Blanchett, Kevin Kline, Written/Directed by Alfonso Cuarón
Agree. We watched the final three last night and I think the acting and cinematography were excellent, the casting marginal on the some characters, especially Nicky. It will likely win some awards. its hard to remember what’s fact in the past unless you keep remembering it’s the version as portrayed in the book. My wife thought her rape story was a lie as she failed to pick up the call from Sasha’s mom of why she returned, and she missed the quick shot of Catherine being photographed after the rape and beating. Had to rewind. They should have showed Stephen burning the rape photos that he took out of the deck he posted and showed. they knew their son was a predator and then she wrote that book to whitewash him into a saint.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Dak to IR. Cooper Rush into the breech. Jerry if you’d only let hi play out his contract