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Texzilla58

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  1. I hate any cocksucker who has the attention whoreism gene that requires them to come to a game wearing stupid big hats. I’d set that thing on fire. The huge oversized baseball cap like that just screams dumb motherfucker. He probably spent a month’s pay for tickets and that getup. Probably also has some yard of beer souvenir glass there too.
  2. They are just trucking parsons and Tank looks old and out of gas.
  3. Brady just said about Van Noy: I not only love him as a player but love him as a man.” Now we know why Giselle moved on.
  4. 2nd and 20. Fatso runs zeke up middle. Do you really think this washed up waste can get more than two yards? so we missed the opportunity. Suck with Dak on his last year. Get a high pick. Trade parsons for picks and get a new one and some line help. Instead zeke and CeeDee show losing for at least five more years, maybe ten. maybe life is better without football for a while
  5. What do you call Dak, Jerry. And fat Mike at the bottom of the ocean? a good start!
  6. Have seen no marketing on this but yesterday as I drove in unenthusiastically for a likely sad taquito for breakfast. To my surprise: jalapeño cheddar biscuit is back. I had two honey butter jalapeño cheddar chicken biscuits and they were awesomeness. I was so excited I forgot to take a pic. sad turn of events how far down this thread has fallen. Took me forever to find it.
  7. Culinary Class War . Korean cooking competition . 80 nobody chefs compete against 20 famous chefs. It’s like 24 for 24 + The 100 + Squid Game. Different and fun especially if you enjoy Korean shows. It’s dubbed.
  8. Is that a cold tortilla? Did you cook it or is it just cold tort with cold cream cheese? nope
  9. Did you break the top off the Tapatio and drink it like a beer?
  10. E3 moved the narrative nicely although it’s getting really complicated.
  11. I thought Probst was going to drag Andy out into the sea and wrap him a weighted net and let him be fish food. He hates quitters, whiners, and nuts who take a slot and waste it. I think he was incredulous that the tribe didn’t ship him out after that breakdown in front of the other tribes. I don’t think I ever saw that like that. How did that Xanax ad get past the psych eval ?
  12. Back to start with 2 tribes add weapons and homemade hooch gross food challenge fewer superfans
  13. Monrovians. 6 austinites. 60 arch. 333
  14. Injuries taking their toll. McCaffrey and now deebo in SF. AJ brown. Pakua and now Cupp. Pacheco. Vita Vae. Deforest Buckner. List is long and getting longer.
  15. Siriani just can’t help himself. They have a booth of analysts yelling in his ear and he just can’t figure out situational football. Run the fucking ball. Eat the clock and go home. just continues the Siriani parade of last minute collapses. And shows Kellen Moore as the bad OC he truly is. howie rosenblum is working hard on his list in preparation of kicking Soriano to the curb.
  16. My Eagle fan friends hate Siriani and Hurts. They be really fired up after this. why throw to saquan instead of running two run plays on 3rd an 4th down. At worst ATL is 90 yards away no timeouts. Stupid.
  17. Who are you going to get to work for a HC on his last year? And willing to work on a 1 year deal. Totally fucked up situation from fucking Jerry.
  18. It comes like a freight train amigo. 68 is nothing. Dickbrain.
  19. Wings too expensive? My grandmother would buy necks for chicken and dumplings sometimes the head was still attached. Blechhh!
  20. Uhh guess you didn’t notice but there is fungus on your steak
  21. Age isn’t the issue. Stupidity and stubborness is universal. I’m about to turn in my card. I like the Saints and Texans. I just lose my lunch watching Dak flailing about making rookie mistakes in his 9th year. And knowing he’ll be doing the same here in 2031. 90 year old Jerry still running the shitshow. lombardi couldn’t coach this team because Jerry wouldn’t let him. From a guy who played for Frank Broyles and won a NC in 64, he sure forgot all the lessons. Fuck you Jerry.
  22. Much less the draft capital spent on Justin Fields. And Mitch Trubisky. And Mike Glennon. they should play Tyson Bagent over Williams but will not.
  23. Carolina spent 2 ones and two twos to draft a make a wish kid sized qb. Stupidity abounds every year as GMs fall in love with QBs. Daniel Jones. J’Marcus Russell. Ryan Leaf. List is endless.
  24. You can go for the ball. He wasn’t going for the ball. That was a body check like hockey. Textbook PI
  25. Zimmer made zero adjustments. His defensive fronts were stupid often with no one to cover either edge. Why did Overshown only get 17 snaps when he played lights out? Zim is a scheme disciple like fucking Marinelli. same team same spineless shitbags same stupid coaches as we saw in Green Bay game in January. It’s not just big games Dak collapses in but any kind of stressors like being behind. His mechanics and footwork go to shit the further behind they get, and his decisions that much more stupid. He really only looks for CeeDee. another four years of this minimum.
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