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Texzilla58

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  1. The keys to great sausage balls are in avoiding the dreaded Bisquick dry hard scone effect, while getting moistness without excessive greasiness. Jimmy Dean hot of course. The cheese should be freshly grated as the preshredded stuff has anticaking agents that can fuck up your balls. I like chopped onions or green onions and jalapeños in mine. I also add some cream cheese for a moister product.
  2. I’m thinking bacon wrapped pizza rolls
  3. I like my CFS with cream gravy, ketchup, and cholula. A cousin taught me that when I was a kid. Dad always put the hot sauce on gravy. So I did both.
  4. Yep. Never thought jb Smoove was funny. Ever. But shit, right now Larry ain’t funny either.
  5. The show is missing the best symbolism from S1. Alexandra Daddario’s perfect tits. Instead we got Jodie Foster porking the old dude.
  6. I’m not a Leon fan. The dick dial is a joke I’ve heard since buttdialing started. I lived this show for years and its second incarnation after the hiatus just hasn’t measured up to the extraordinary greatness of the first seasons.
  7. The issue is that Rex is the one massaging your feet.. I don’t think that’s a good business model. I believe he has a tattoo of his wife wearing a mark sanchez jersey.
  8. I go back to early days of ESPN in 1980. Chris Berman has annoyed me for 43 fucking years.
  9. I don’t think she was in the hospital. I’m not sure of her timeline but I think she was in recovery or might have still been in treatment. Still shitty. That woman has stood by him thru all his nonsense going back to junior high.
  10. Jerry trying to get an interview with buddy Ryan thru Rex. He’s also interviewing wink Martindale. Another fossil. I don’t think anyone wants to come here with fat Mike on a one year deal. Next will probably be JubJub or that Hello Ben car wreck lawyer.
  11. Rex fucking Ryan interviewing for dc with Jerry. We already had his brother here fucking up.
  12. Looks great. You can be lazy and just make a meat loaf out of that.
  13. The stories of their nights out are just cringe. It’s like they just took their first trip to Winstar. In sure Corby will have a “a girl in the elevator asked if I wanted a blow job!” The whole crew should be taken out of town to one of the brothels for our entertainment as they fail to get laid.
  14. This is funnier than this ep. The whole superstar status of the bad star of his show. Using the water to Smoove mom as a cheap whine about voter suppression when she could have just done early voting. Whom he had just had a huge fight with about his glasses. It’s now just a caricature of the greatness the show used to be.
  15. And yet, after being beaten half to death, she gets cleaned up and goes out with Danvers to the dredge with zero evidence she’s probably got six broked ribs.
  16. Why do you need a foundation to do this. Just give your money to st Jude. They already know what to do with it. No patient pays. Hard to beat free Brett
  17. His super hot wife should have left his ass and taken a shitpile of his money. She has stood by his sorry self thru his drunk years, his opioid addict years, and his playoff garbage. He’s sending dick pics while she’s fighting cancer. He can eat a bag of dicks.
  18. He has tons of sage advice.
  19. They finished E6 and decided to end it all
  20. Supposedly Jerry had a grass field for ATT that was going to be for Mexican soccer but I don’t think it ever got used.
  21. DQ wasn’t keeping Bienemy. No way anyone they interviewed was keeping him.
  22. https://www.the33rdteam.com/ranking-nfls-2024-head-coach-hires/ Dan Quinn at 7. If we pick first to be fired I’m going with Canales only because he works for a nutjob and has personnel challenges. Quinn gone end of 25. Pierce might last that long.
  23. Texzilla58 replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    I have a buddy who has a skippers license and is in and out of the charter business, doing mostly 100 ft boats that are doing weekend charters out of San Diego or Long Beach, maybe to Catalina. Does a lot of boat parade/party type stuff. He prefers doing big fishing charters on fancy sport fisherman boats. Or transport business where an owner wants a boat moved from San Diego to Miami and he’ll work that detail as they eat great and stay in the suites. He says now that he’s in his 40’s he can’t live that life anymore. He’s done yachting in the Caribbean, Cali, Mexico, and Hawaii and he says it can be really wild like the show as the girls are hot and wild. But the difference he says is that there’s little drama and that everyone is a pro at their job.
  24. 3 of 6 openings filled with black candidates, and Bienemy didn’t get an interview unless he was the commanders Rooney qualifier. He is a raging asshole with some DV history. He kinda proved he was Reid’s assistant principal, the asshole to counter his captan Kangaroo and do the dirty work. But not calling plays. Or making them. The media used him as the poster child for black coaches not getting a shot. There’s a reason that has nothing to do with his color.
  25. Texzilla58 replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    That new bosun appears to be a fucking moron who appears to have never been on a boat in his life. Feet? Meters? Uhh gotta think. “I’m a vampire stew that hates people”. Which dumbass dude will be giving her blood to drink?
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