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Hornius Emeritus

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  1. Average UT SAT score: 1370 Average Arkansas SAT score: 1124
  2. AKA the Costanza maneuver.
  3. My understanding is that he can't fire Powell.
  4. Which we will then kill. We'll be the last man standing, meaning we have infinite scoreboard.
  5. More Paxton: he and Angela claimed three homes as their primary residences, saving themselves tens of thousands of dollars. There is just no end. https://www.kxan.com/news/texas/texas-ag-claimed-three-homes-as-primary-residence-democrats-are-being-probed-for-similar-issue/ President Donald Trump has accused two of his political foes — Sen. Adam Schiff of California and New York Attorney General Letitia James — of committing mortgage fraud, though legal experts say the circumstances are less serious. The Democrats have long been objects of Trump’s ire for having led various investigations into his conduct as president and as a business executive. Paxton, himself, has weighed in on the investigation of James, saying he hoped authorities would look into her conduct. “I hope that if she’s done something wrong, I hope that she’s actually held accountable,” he told supporters last month.
  6. I have never had a speeding ticket. Just one of the benefits of driving an air-cooled 1975 VW beetle. The other being the chicks, of course.
  7. That's a damn good post.
  8. Ultimate guitar porn. 1962 Stratocaster in pristine condition etc ...
  9. Still has an official I believe.
  10. Cooper is significantly bigger and just as fast.
  11. What evidence do you have that Crowell is elite elite and Cooper is just very, very good?
  12. But he likes Arch and he likes Sark and has a big megaphone so I give him a pass.
  13. In two weeks.
  14. Keep that stuff up and I'm sending you back to Ohio, where you'll be back on the chain gang in no time.
  15. USC's started work and then two weeks later they sold his office. He's working from a storage unit in Compton now.
  16. USC is in a world of hurt. 358 million dollars in cuts. Maybe we can have a Bowman? https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/college-football-program-forced-into-painful-358m-cuts/ar-AA1IGtQZ
  17. Quiche better than Chicago-style pizza? Was quiche invented by a fellow Texas longhorn? No. But Chicago-style pizza WAS invented by a Texas Longhorn, Ike Sewell, at Pizzeria Uno in 1943. And not only was Ike a Longhorn, he was an All-Southwest Conference guard as a player on the Longhorn football team from 1926 to 1929. So you hush your dirty mouth.
  18. I gotta say that, after having our recruiting clocks cleaned by SEC schools for 20 years, it feels good to be taking some of their cornbread.
  19. One gets the feeling that, 20 years from now, Ojo might be a case study in some college business class.
  20. You all are missing out on the glorious kolaches offered at Green's sausage house in Zabcikville. The sausage burgers are legit, too.
  21. Who the best RB in the nation is, obviously.
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