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Mitch Cumsteen

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  1. I think they had some sort of bet with Bryant that if he didn't get a dunk in a certain number of games or attempts, that he was going to have to shave his head like Keldon and Wemby. Also, I have probably soured way too early on him. He just seems to have terrible hands. The athleticism is certainly there.
  2. They had a better record without him to start the season, but that's likely more a function of schedule than anything. He's the guy I look at on OKC and think, "If he's having an efficient scoring night on decent volume, they are almost always going to win."
  3. The baseline bums were cool and hilarious and vicious. These guys are trying hard. I’ll give them that.
  4. You should definitely ignore the other three data points and focus solely on this one. The one with Wemby on a minutes restriction and OKC at home with the spurs playing their third game in four nights. And Chet “playing within the confines of the team” must be a euphemism for him shitting down his leg whenever he’s within ten feet of Wemby.
  5. Yes. They should trade him immediately. Maybe for Anthony Davis. Great call, Nico.
  6. Sochan needs to get in for some agitator minutes.
  7. The SGA whistle is brutal.
  8. I expected them to win the last three against the spurs. They seem pretty fired up tonight. Gotta do a much better job on SGA. And it doesn’t bode well if Caruso is hitting from three.
  9. That Bob Seger lookalike Brian Winters had no prayer of stopping Ice. Well, nobody really had much hope stopping him. Fun fact: #40 Dave Corzine lived across the street from me in high school. I love me some David Robinson and Duncan and Parker and Ginobili.... but Ice was like a God to me growing up. He won't ever get his due because he never got a ring because he never had the quality of teammates and depth that Bird or Magic did. Still bitter about 1979, btw.
  10. On one hand, this is horrible on multiple levels and the Alamo in general has gone downhill. I used their app the other day before the movie started and it was shit. I couldn't order a glass of water. I couldn't find things on their menu that I normally order. And the quality of the food has gone to hell since they were bought out. The 18% auto gratuity pisses me off in general -- I usually tip more, but since they started auto-charging me? Yeah, you're getting that 18% and no mas. On the other, I found the most frustrating part about my Alamo drafthouse experience in the past was trying to use one of their cheap ass bullshit fucking pens that never worked to sign the check. Checking out on the app was easier. I'll give them that.
  11. Poor Alabraska... alGoodman: The day Alabama football became an underdogThe running back that Alabama wanted chose Texas. The receiver that Alabama wanted went to Texas, too. What's next? Goodman: The day Alabama football became an underdog Updated: Jan. 12, 2026, 6:43 a.m.|Published: Jan. 12, 2026, 6:08 a.m. By Joseph Goodman | jgoodman@al.com This is an opinion column. It’s tough to see the Crimson Tide take it to the teeth again and again and again. First it was the pummeling at the Rose Bowl and now Texas is taking its turn rearranging Alabama’s battered face. The image of Alabama football might never be the same again. Alabama forgot how to run the ball last season. It was embarrassing to watch. The Tide’s top running back rushed for 13 yards on five carries in the 38-3 loss to Indiana. Quarterback Ty Simpson had the longest run for an Alabama back, but he broke a rib and fumbled the football on the play. Not good. Sad stuff. The problems with Alabama’s running game were all going to change in the offseason, though. Coach Kalen DeBoer had big plans. He was going to bring in a transfer running back and reignite the flame. Yeah, about that … Alabama was set to sign a new running back last week. Hollywood Smothers (great name) was planning to leave N.C. State for Alabama. That Alabama didn’t already have five running backs better than a guy at N.C. State would make Nick Saban toss his Oatmeal Creme Pies, but let’s focus on one new reality at a time. On Friday, Smothers flipped his commitment to Texas and coach Steve Sarkisian. Oof. But the hits didn’t stop there. Texas also landed former Auburn receiver Cam Coleman on Sunday despite a max-effort push by Alabama that included hiring Coleman’s receivers coach away from the Tigers. Is it just the money, or is the problem Alabama’s coaches and their broken offense, too? Either way, these are bitter days in Tuscaloosa. Don’t forget that Alabama also lost receiver Isaiah Horton to the transfer portal. On Sunday evening, news broke that Horton was headed to Texas A&M. A new week is here and so is a different perception of Alabama. The Crimson Tide is officially a college football underdog. Alabama can’t run the ball against Indiana, and it can’t outspend the schools in Texas. Is Alabama poor? Oh, wait. I know. If that’s the case, then no doubt future football governor Tommy Tuberville will know how to fix it. Until then, Alabama football is looking more and more like Ole Miss every day. Is it enough for Alabama to simply limp into the playoffs these days? Maybe that’s the new measure of success. I’ll take 11 wins and a beat down by Indiana over missing the party altogether. How does Alabama football get off the ropes and punch back? I don’t have an answer for that, but the beatings continue. Alabama’s loss to Indiana in the College Football Playoff was the kind of thing that can reshape college football history, but losing all of Alabama’s players to Texas year after year is worse. First it was receiver Isaiah Bond after the Iron Bowl. Bond was the hero of the 2023 Iron Bowl. He’s the player who caught the pass from Jalen Milroe in the back of the end zone. Bond was going to be an Alabama legend forever. Then he made a “business decision” to leave Alabama for Austin. We thought it couldn’t get any worse, but that was just the beginning of Alabama’s losses to Texas. Coleman and Smothers would rather play with Longhorns quarterback Arch Manning, and I can’t really blame them. Who’s going to be Alabama’s quarterback next season? No one knows. It’s either forever backup Austin Mack, or unproven underclassman Keelon Russell. I was hoping the Tide could maybe lure former Arizona State triggerman Sam Leavitt out of the transfer portal, but that was a pipe dream. Leavitt, the top-rated quarterback in the portal, is expected to choose between Miami and Tennessee. Some readers thought I was crazy on Saturday when I wrote that Auburn is better positioned for the future than Alabama. Then Sunday happened. Will Alabama ever win another national championship? Seems ridiculous to even ask the question, but things come and go. Remember when Yale and Princeton ruled college football? Then it was Notre Dame and Michigan for a time. What about Alabama? Yeah, the Crimson Tide had a good run, too, but that was before money changed everything. The running back that Alabama wanted chose Texas. The receiver that Alabama wanted went to Texas, too. Horton, a returning starter at receiver, is off to Texas A&M. Who’s going to be on Alabama’s offensive line next season? No one knows that either. Everyone left. Right tackle Wilkin Formby would have been a returning starter, but then he went to … you guessed it … Texas A&M. Alabama’s offensive line was pretty bad last season, but can it get even worse? When you’re an underdog like Alabama, it’s best to keep the salaries low and expectations even lower.
  12. Fox needs to bring us home.
  13. This just in: the game is easier when you knock down open threes.
  14. Castle can’t shoot for shit but that dude sure as shit knows how to draw a foul.
  15. Outscored by 18 from 3 but shot 16 more free throws. Great win tonight.
  16. Fox totally got away with a double dribble but I’ll take it.
  17. You are 1000% correct. But this poor woman dying isn't going to change a god damn thing.
  18. Again, I'm not victim blaming or defending this in any way but it was her wife. But for fuck's sake it's a bad idea to antagonize these goons in any way, and especially when they are armed. And speaking from personal experience, your wife can get you in trouble with the police when she is talking shit. I've probably told this story before... one time my wife and I were driving home from dinner where we split a bottle of wine and got into an argument on the way back. We pulled off into the parking lot of the baseball field down the street from my house to hash it out. She got pissed, bolted out of the car as dramatically as humanly possible, and stormed off, "Fuck you. I'm walking home." Which was big talk -- it was two blocks away. At the exact same time one of Alamo Heights finest drove by. He started asking her what was wrong, what's your name, etc. My wife, being the dumbass that she is and in half-drunk full bitch mode, decided this would be a good time to not give him her name and continue on walking. I hear her say at some point, "Do you know how much we pay in taxes." I'm thinking bitch, you have no idea what we pay in taxes. In the meantime, I slowly follow down the street. Well, he finally had enough of her shit and cuffed and stuffed her in the back of his vehicle. It was summer and the A/C sure as shit wasn't on in his car. Eventually he walks across the street to me where I give him my license, tell him her name, explain that she we had an argument and that she was just blowing off steam walking home. The entire time I'm just praying he doesn't give me a breathalyzer -- I was far from drunk but I'd had a couple of glasses of wine. Eventually, he let her go, didn't give me a breathalyzer and we all lived in insanity ever after. Moral of the story: if the got damn police in Alamo fucking Heights will fuck with two white people who live literally on the same street on which he is fucking with you, for God's sake don't antagonize an ICE officer.
  19. In the video I saw, her wife was taunting them, "That's OK, we don't change our plates every morning," she tells the agent. "Just so you know, it will be the same plate when you come talk to us later. That's fine. U.S. citizen, former fucking veteran, disabled veteran. You want to come at us? You want to come at us? I say go get yourself some lunch big boy," Not victim blaming at all. ICE is a disgrace. But you should never bring a cell phone camera to a gun fight.
  20. There is zero justification for this shooting. None. Zip. Zilch. Also, you have to be stupid as hell to antagonize an ICE officer in particular, or anyone in general, who is packing.
  21. Miami really dominated this game everywhere but the scoreboard until the end. Hats off to Ole Miss. They were gamers. Great football game.
  22. This would be a perfect time for Mario Cristobal to do something stupid.
  23. Ridiculous catch whether it counts or not
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