Everything posted by Mitch Cumsteen
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
I'd love to have Coleman, but it feels like we lose most of these very public portal battles. The WR from Pitt who went to USC, the end from TCU who went to OU, etc. We've done the most damage with guys who we blatantly poach seem to appear in the portal out of the blue and immediately sign.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
John Midteer is a pretty great nickname for the OU QB. I hadn't heard that one before.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
He won't be eligible for it if he doesn't play 65 games this year (which is a virtual lock) or next year before the extension kicks in. The most they can pay him is 25% of the cap if that happens. The last thing I'm rooting for is him to get hurt and there's a zero percent chance the Spurs try to fuck with him... but they are rightfully being extremely careful and likely overcautious with any sort of injury that he gets. And I don't think he really cares. He's playing the long game.
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Betty Boop, Blondie and Nancy Drew are free agents
Easiest one ever. Fuck Betty Boop -- I mean, "boop" is right there in the name. Marry Blondie as the prototypical housewife wife plus you get to inherit Dagwood's fortune. And kill Nancy Drew so that bitch can't solve her own murder.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Honestly appreciate you clearing this up. I must have read it 5-6 times trying to figure out if it was real.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Also likely the nail for him getting the supermax extension. I don't really have a problem with it as long as he's healthy for the playoffs. Of course, he would have to play fewer than 65 games next year too, but there's a pretty big difference between 25% and 30% of the cap as it relates to building out the rest of the roster.
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NBA 2025-2026 Season Thread
As long as they don't give up a lottery pick to the Thunder, I'm probably okay with it too.
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NBA 2025-2026 Season Thread
That’s great but how many trees did he plant?
- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Back in the day I had a friend in the gym business who gave me one of their treadmills that was getting replaced with a newer model. I didn't want it but my wife insisted, "Oh, I'm going to use it every day, I promise." In our prior house, there was this narrow as hell stairway that led up to a small room that had been converted from the attic. That was really the only place for it. That sumbitch was so heavy it took 4 adult males to haul it up there. She didn't use it once. Not fucking once. Yeah... fuck treadmills.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Cleveland now healthy is one of the best teams in the league but you just aren’t going to win games in the NBA today shooting as poorly from three as the spurs have the past two games. It’s not like they had bad looks.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Is 5/23 from three bad?
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Wemby -9 in first half. Kornet +19. I think Vic is better off the bench.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
The starting lineup was a combined 4/30 from three last night. 13%.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Best win of the session followed by its worst loss. Not having Fox to settle things down when things went sideways didn’t help but you’re going to lose every time you shoot 23% from three and Utah hits 46%. I suppose this is a teachable moment for a young team but that’s a bad team playing on the road in a back to back while you’ve a day off. Woof.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
2 games back in the loss column from OKC for those keeping score at home.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
I think if we get the opportunity to send Sochan in, the message is that it’s fucking garbage time and you’re officially our bitch. This is also so much better than watching Tre Jones and Zach Collins.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
What message exactly? That the spurs have someone on an actual NBA roster who has zero clue how to shoot a basketball?
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
This is so much better than when we used to trot out Malachi Branham and Dominic Barlow.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Merry Christmas. Fuck OKC. GSG.
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NBA 2025-2026 Season Thread
It’s one extra hour and a short flight. It’s not like they flew from Portland to Miami or even across one time zone. Plus they rested Holmgren, Hartenstein and Caruso against Memphis. SGA played big minutes but it really didn’t seem to hurt his production last night. What I think is weird is that they’ve seemingly played worse since Williams came back. Maybe it’s just the schedule got more difficult or maybe something else?
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2025-26 Houston Rockets Thread - Back to Contention?
Dillon Brooks is one of my most hated players in the league but losing him makes a big difference in chemistry and attitude. I never thought I’d say anything good about that dude, but say what you will, he does set a tone.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Thunder own their first round pick unprotected.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
New avator: check Thunder get run by Spurs: check Nuggets lose: check Rockets lose: check Lakers lose: check Hawks lose: check Clippers win: check Pretty perfect night in the NBA. Also, Atlanta is circling the drain losing two in a row against Chicago and their upcoming schedule looks pretty brutal: Miami, NYK, at OKC, Min, at NYC, at Tor 2x, at Den, at GSW, at Lakers, at Portland, and then Boston. I don't know that they will be favored in any of those games.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
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