Everything posted by Mitch Cumsteen
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The Substance
I fucking hated this movie. I couldn’t wait for it to end. Grotesque and over the top don’t begin to describe it. But yes, Margaret Qualley is ridiculously hot.
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Tell me about ou
Good pieces? Where? Certainly not on offense. Atrocious line, a dearth of game breakers at rb or wr, and they don’t even have their typical versatile H or TE that they move around. Tennessee got up two scores and the game was over. That offense isn’t getting fixed anytime soon.
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Tennessee @ Oklahoma
Maybe they can put in Dillon Gabriel?
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Tennessee @ Oklahoma
He didn’t even make it to halftime of this game.
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2024 Random Games thread
Vandy? Really? Let’s go.
- Immamac Tailgate "incident" Photoshop thread featuring custom Longhorns hey dudes
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The Penguin. HBO
Correct. I started watching Penguin last night and thought, "Man, I ought to rewatch the Batman before this, since it's been awhile." In fact, I'll probably go back and watch it before episode #2 as a refresher. The Batman was excellent, btw. It's essentially a noir detective movie dropped into a superhero movie. They really continued the vibe with the Penguin, and I'm definitely digging it. Re: Farrell, it's almost disconcerting to watch because I keep looking for him, and he ain't there.
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Immamac Tailgate "incident" Photoshop thread featuring custom Longhorns hey dudes
- Immamac Tailgate "incident" Photoshop thread featuring custom Longhorns hey dudes
- Immamac Tailgate "incident" Photoshop thread featuring custom Longhorns hey dudes
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
He would just be another 3 star, like Arch.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Son is freshman in college living in the dorms. Mom wanted to send him a care package. Very nice of her, right? He told her to just send him some protein bars so she Amazon'd some to him. He just sent me this picture with the only comment: "Dude." Poor kid had to walk to the mail center in the student union (~20 minutes) to pick this shit up and haul it back. Thanks, mom!- NBA Offseason Thread 2024 - Fuck you, pay me
I mean, it probably beats digging a ditch, but overall yeah. Other than being constantly attached to your phone 24/7/365 and having to be the first one to report when a bench player signs a veteran minimum deal with the urgency of a nuclear attack, the sucking up to the agents has to be the worst. The trade off between access / information and your integrity as a "journalist" has got to make your skin crawl.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
- Week Four Preview: All Eyes On Oklahoma (and the Midwest)
@texifornia You seem to have overlooked the Fox Big Noon kickoff game. Ya know... the biggest game in college football each week: Marshall @ Ohio State. Really, Fox? That's the best you can do even after realignment? I don't know how the Fox/CBS/NBC contract with the Big 10 works exactly, but you can't trot that shit out there and then try to brand yourself as any sort of destination appointment TV.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Bowling Green beat Georgia Tech last year. They were only down 14-6 at the half against Michigan in Ann Arbor last year. They gave Penn State all they wanted in week 1 this season. They have a 24 year old QB who started at Mizzou and Indiana before transferring there last year. They are very, very experienced overall -- almost every starter on both sides of the ball is a SR (lots of redshirt SRs) or redshirt JR. They may not be particularly talented, but there is something to be said about the physical development and experience of 22-24 year olds who will not be intimidated by the crowd. A&M should beat their ass, but 23.5 seems like a lot of points.- This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
Several? Unless I'm missing something, you have four total non-conference games that would fit that narrative: home and homes against Oregon and Bama. Not 4 series, 4 total games. I'm sure those matchups will mean just as much as playing your in state rival. But Tulsa is on the schedule going forward. I guess that makes up for it? Because nobody nationally is going to give a rat's ass about 95% of the games Oklahoma State plays. That's one that people will tune in for. It's not hurting OU's profile to miss out on Bedlam. Gundy is 3-15 against them. He's just being a pussy.- Tell me about ou
They played two ranked teams over that span and lost the only two remotely difficult true road games they had. Excuse me for not being particularly impressed by going 13-3 against this murderer's row: Arkansas State SMU @Tulsa @Cincinnati Iowa State (3) Texas UCF @Kansas (L) @Oklahoma State (L) West Virginia @BYU Texas Christian (14) Arizona (L) Temple Houston Tulane Nobody has gotten more mileage out of winning one Texas/OU game than Venables. Good for him, I suppose.- This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
That pussy won't play OU. He should send himself pecans.- Tell me about ou
108th in total offense after three home games against Temple, Houston and Tulane. Nah, nothing to worry about. The turnover margin is putting a lot of lipstick on that pig. Let's see if it's sustainable. Tennessee is touted to have the best defensive line in the sec, maybe the country. OU was a mess on their oline even before all the injuries. Doesn't seem like a great matchup for the sooners. But night game at home and all that...- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Marcel Football. Not making that up. Fucking aggies.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Michigan might actually be that bad. They are still better than A&M, but they are trotting out some Shawn Watson level offense. Made the QB switch to Orji this week. Pretty good defense, though. I guess we will find out more about them against USC on Saturday. I suppose if they beat USC, Texas got to play them when their QB was bad like Millroe last year.- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
I had no idea that's where Harris ended up. After all the handwringing over that recruitment, that's pretty great. And as fantastic as that part was, the DE stumbling over himself when he realizes Arch kept the ball may have been even better. My man was on some serious roller skates.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
We are never winning the Masters with a China doll at QB.- Who the fuck ranked Kansas
Kansas lost their oc to Penn State. He was really good. He made them look a lot better than they were. It's not the portal, it's the brain drain. - Immamac Tailgate "incident" Photoshop thread featuring custom Longhorns hey dudes
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