Everything posted by Augustus
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Here You Are All Equally Worthless
Just watched this last night. Code Red turned Private Pyle into a killer, he just couldn't wait to get overseas. Hell, he couldn't wait to get out of the head.
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Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Nearly spit my drink out laughing. Another way things have changed: Toward the end of the game, the color guy says, "Roger (Staubach) runs like a sissy, doesn't he?" LMAO
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Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
I've watched Super Bowl XII a number of times, but I don't recall that I've ever watched a YouTube video of the 1977 NFC Championship game against the Vikings that sent the Cowboys to the Super Bowl that year. Watching this, I'm struck by two things. 1) How boring just about anyone of the previous 2-3 generations would find the offensive play, and 2) The tackling. There's just no defenders lowering their heads and trying to knock a guy down with their shoulder(s). Tacklers keep their heads up, and bring their arms to wrap up on every tackle. My God, how I miss that second part.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Agree with consensus regarding the cunt kid. Funny story re: monkey. A few years back, my gf and I were walking across a bridge in Nepal, and a macaque was walking toward us along the concrete rail of the bridge to our right. I pointed at him to tell my gf how cute he was, and he flinched as if he thought I was trying to knock him off the bridge (it was about 30 ft down to the dry stream/river bed below. After he flinched, he completely stopped and turned around to face us as we walked away and he literally shouted at me, and I mean he was furious. It's incredible how alike we are to apes/monkeys, because I guarantee you he was shouting, in monkey language, "Fuck you, you DICK!"
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Alec Baldwin Shoots and Kills Cinematographer, Wounds Director
I thought this was over and done with. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alec-baldwin-indicted-manslaughter-charge-rust-shooting-rcna134564
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Childish impatience sucks a lot more. There's a reason "no passing zones" exist. Preventing head on collisions is one of them.
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Cowboys-Packers Round Nine
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Never in my LIFE have I seen so many guys WIDE OPEN
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Cowboys-Packers Round Nine
I don't know why I care about our scoring. We haven't stopped GB once all day
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Cowboys-Packers Round Nine
I'm convinced Dak was dropped on his head as a child, and then picked up and slammed down on his head again.
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Cowboys-Packers Round Nine
All that IDIOT had to do was jog into the endzone
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Cowboys-Packers Round Nine
Outplayed Outhustled Outcoached and Outsmarted. We're a fucking bunch of retards from Jones to the towel boys
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Cowboys-Packers Round Nine
I give up. Seriously That's beyond inexcusable
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Cowboys-Packers Round Nine
Goddam that idiot tried to give it away again
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Cowboys-Packers Round Nine
Dak has always been brain damaged. He's always been shitty under real pressure.
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Cowboys-Packers Round Nine
Absolutely NOBODY covering him short of the sticks. Are you fucking kidding me???
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Cowboys-Packers Round Nine
How do you get every receiver wide open? I'd love to know the secret.
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Cowboys-Packers Round Nine
Throw it away you retard
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Cowboys-Packers Round Nine
That call was someone anticipated by the defense
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Cowboys-Packers Round Nine
Ferguson is so choice
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Cowboys-Packers Round Nine
Right between his hands
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Cowboys-Packers Round Nine
The fuck that pass?
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Cowboys-Packers Round Nine
I'ts pressure we can't handle. Classic sign of a choker
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Cowboys-Packers Round Nine
Wide fucking open in the zone. How often?
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