Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Augustus

Legacy Members
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Augustus

  1. Goddamit Lamb was wide fucking open
  2. I just watched Super Bowl 6 on YouTube a couple of days ago, so this hits close to home.
  3. Damn. Interesting decision there.
  4. Nice bonehead timeout Pete
  5. Surly defended that behavior en masse.
  6. Make big tackle for loss. Give up huge pass completion for 1st down. Make big tackle for loss. Give up huge pass completion for 1st down. Repeat until Philly TD
  7. Now we're talking, Seahawks
  8. Well the Seattle center clearly didn't understand the fucking assignment. Jesus H what the fuck, idiot?
  9. If Philly loses, sure
  10. Prescribing ketamine to someone who's on suboxone (buprenorphine) seems awfully risky. (If we're talking about ketamine you take home and self administer)
  11. Augustus replied to Surly Bevo's topic in Football
    Told ya. Stupid penalty nullifies a stop, followed by giving up a TD. I've seen this movie so damn many times. Y'all have a good one.
  12. Augustus replied to Surly Bevo's topic in Football
    It's astounding to me how often we make the stupidest of mistakes. It's a coaching issue, obviously. Bill Snyder won countless games simply by coaching mistakes out of his teams. The Cowboys are the opposite of a Snyder coached team.
  13. Augustus replied to Surly Bevo's topic in Football
    Ahem..
  14. Augustus replied to Surly Bevo's topic in Football
    Let's really harken back to the Cowboys/Bills Super Bowls. By which, I mean, let's get 9 turnovers.
  15. Augustus replied to Surly Bevo's topic in Football
    Oh yeah, definitely not like us Cowboys fans at all
  16. Augustus replied to Surly Bevo's topic in Football
    Or get a big stop, completely nullified by a dumbass penalty and then give up a TD
  17. Augustus replied to Surly Bevo's topic in Football
    Oh wonderful, the dick-tripping Cowboys showed up today.
  18. Not so fast, my friend
  19. IF it wasn't a "slide" they'd have given him forward progress and the first down. Whether you call it a slide or not, he gave himself up, and that means the ball gets spotted wherever he begins that move
  20. What a dumbass slide
  21. My God I'm old. Biletnikoff looks like a mummy Dude, this is a team that has absolutely quit on its coach, that's what this is.
  22. Man, he had an incredible voice. I would've loved to have heard him in some Shakespearean roles. Apparently he did a lot of Shakespeare in the Park.
  23. Philly's schedule is Charmin soft the rest of the way.
  24. Why does Philly win the tie breaker if we both win out?
  25. Frisco's ass is next. I've been watching the NFC championship games from 92 and 93 just to whet my appetite for fucking their world.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.