Everything posted by SamMan
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This Oklahoma team JUST LOOKS DIFFERENT: OU Screenshot Megathread
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2023 EDGE Colton Vasek
- Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
🎶…but offense ain’t one.🎶 -Jimbo “the plays are there” Fisher, after he decides against hiring an OC and signs zero skill players on offense. Jimbo 2023 - Iron Rusts Jimbo 2023 - One Play(er) Away Jimbo 2023 - Send in the Clowns (Don’t Bother, They’re Here/Well, Maybe Next Year)- 2023 EDGE Colton Vasek
Flip SZN Hook ‘em, Colton- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I love the “Hick’s dad is a coach, he knows losing seasons aren’t the norm here” quote. You know what else isn’t the norm there, friend? 10-win seasons, conference championships, and, most importantly, national championships. It seems the only people who haven’t received that memo are aggies.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
This is old by their current rate of schadenfreude. Didn’t see it in the thread but SIAP. It’s the damn academic standards!- Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
Dodged a bullet and snatched what appears at the moment to be the jewel of that loaded recruiting class away from them in the process. Some return for the Johnson bros, but Perkins has been outstanding, and it makes the recent Hill news even more stark.- This Oklahoma team JUST LOOKS DIFFERENT: OU Screenshot Megathread
You’ve done yeoman’s work today, sir.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Taylor was the fucking pied piper. This is bizarre. I love it. I remember all the shit he was posting around signing day when Stewart was dragging his feet. What strikes me the most is how incredibly strong last year’s recruiting class was in the state of Texas, and outside of offensive line, the aggies cleaned up. That’s before mentioning all of the out of state talent they landed. I still can’t believe how badly they have misplayed a winning hand. If the shit continues to slide, they might look back at the 2023 class like Texas did the 2017 class where there was so much momentum and strong & co fucked it all away.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I never thought I would ever see anything as chaotic and beautiful as the Kyle/Kyler saga, but it looks like I may have underestimated the aggies.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I took a screenshot, but I was hoping the entire thread would be posted (my skills are lacking in that department) because it is pretty glorious.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I was there. In the vast emptiness of the rose bowl, that hit seemed to echo around the stadium.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I am going to go ahead and thank @texifornia in advance for the bountiful feast we are about to receive. I appreciate your assiduous work.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Ah, yes. The drake maye whose father was a star qb at unc, whose mother went to unc, whose brother was a star basketball player at unc, and whose other brother is a current basketball player at unc is a portal risk. The drake maye who decommitted from bama to stay home, is putting up video game numbers in Phil Longo’s offense, has 8-1 unc leading their division, and was serenaded by his home fans with “drake for heisman” chants in the closing minutes of his most recent game there, is going to be looking to spend his final mandatory year of eligibility playing elsewhere. I’m sure there will be inquiries, but there is a pretty fucking wide gulf between his individual set of circumstances and either worthy’s or weigman’s. His team doesn’t suck, he isn’t far from home, he isn’t underutilized, improperly or irresponsibly utilized (they do run him a lot), or under appreciated. In fact, he was kinda born and bred to be exactly where he is, and he already has a cult following there. Leave it to the aggies to suggest the worst possible example to compare to their embattled savior qb who might be looking around. Btw, that “weigman chose a&m because his girlfriend is there” line is absolutely adorable.- Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
The immediate future that is currently trending toward finishing last in the division, missing a bowl, and striking out on every top skill player target in recruiting (I know it won’t happen, but they have zero skill commits a little over a month out from nsd), and any subsequent positive momentum to be gained is entirely dependent upon the notoriously imperious hc swallowing his pride, making fairly drastic staff changes, and ceding play-calling duties while somehow managing to keep most of the young talent engaged and on board as every other program in the country does its best to pry them away?- 2023 F Ron Holland
As someone who kind of grew up in and around the metroplex basketball scene during the mid to late nineties and saw a lot of Chris Owens and Brian Boddicker when they were dominating (along with Tamika Catchings), I have been wondering when Texas would snag another top prospect from that program. They have been very good to Texas in the past (Justin Simmons, Tiffany Jackson (RIP), Ariel Atkins, et al.), and that place is always teeming with talent (regardless of how they got there). This is a fucking win. Great job, Beard.- This Oklahoma team JUST LOOKS DIFFERENT: OU Screenshot Megathread
Gabriel, Evers, Arnold is the new King, Johnson, Weigman? Can’t wait. I’m guessing gen. booty and the human statue are relegated.- This Oklahoma team JUST LOOKS DIFFERENT: OU Screenshot Megathread
Let’s take a trip down memory lane and catch a glimpse of what the prevailing sentiment was… …when Brent was hired. (Note: Looks like a parody, tweets like every other mindless sooner sap) (49-0, sooners quit on the field) …going into the season. (Luckily, his poor diction makes it seem as if he expected to see shitty football) Lincoln didn’t lose his fourth game until the cfp semis in his second season at the helm (his second consecutive cfp berth)..after he had already captured back-to-back big 12 championships. These schmendricks wanted to dedicate a paltry piece of highway to commemorate his departure.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Shifting gears, I love how they don’t mind claiming success by association with Texas if it allows them to distract others from their 8+ decades of absolute futility. Keep in mind, they haven’t sniffed a national championship game (in any major sport) since their last one. Note also the idiot quoted below that post offering a conspiracy as to why Texas was #24 in the cfb playoff rankings. In the past two decades, Texas has won one national championship and played for another in football, made a final four in basketball, and won two national championships + finished runner-up twice in baseball. Those are seven things that the aggies have not done in a literal lifetime, but here they are saying “oh heavens, Texas AND a&m have only won one championship in fifty years (forget those THREE in the decade prior)..they are just as incompetent as we are despite the vast resources.” I know, no ag tag, but that guy is definitely not a troll. A sampling of schools who have achieved more (played for or won a NC) in the last 30 years than the aggies have in the last 80—Rice, Texas Tech, Baylor, Virginia Tech, UVA, Maryland, Syracuse, Ga Tech, South Carolina, Ole Miss, Mississippi State, Oregon State, Utah, Fresno State, Pepperdine, Gonzaga, Butler, Wichita State, Coastal Carolina. To quote a man who has a futility streak somewhat similar to the school he was once associated with, they really are “ass, my dude.”- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I’m perplexed. Does the vet school not have enough ivermectin on hand to handle the flu outbreak?- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
They were advocating Venables sending in a goon to injure Quinn when he was shredding the Sooners in Dallas. I think the quote was “they can’t win with Ewers in the game. It’s worth 15 and a half to take him out.” And to think these are the same people whining about their players being “cussed” at by an opposing coach after they feigned injury and returned the very next snap and what terrible sportsmanship he displayed. Those same people who joke to this day about “cart mccry”…really just a bunch of fucking losers who have never won anything and somehow the only explanation they can come up with for why that is is some vast conspiracy (refs, media, sips, libs, big 12, sec, etc.). Case in point (note possibly the most lucid response ever on texags, posted by a user literally named “aggie” with an ag tag, who was later accused by someone of being a “sip”):- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Least self-aware people on the planet. First off, jimbo is 0-4 vs leach + kiffin over the past two seasons, so there is absolutely no blame necessary (we’ll set aside jimbo’s massive overcorrection from crowing about nil on nsd1 to totally denying knowledge of any financial agreements whatsoever and casting aspersions on other coaches when people started asking questions). That second statement is akin to jimbo saying “yeah, my wife cheated on me with some hot shot wide receiver in our own bed, so what? She also brought home a hobo a few weeks back and fucked him too. It ain’t like it’s difficult..” and then six other idiots cheering him on saying “yep, your wife is a total whore. That receiver is a loser.” Aggie wisdom—the best way to score points is to dunk on yourself.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I was busy this morning, and I know it has been addressed, but I thought I would share a screenshot I got from those knobs before the thread was deleted (SIAP):- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I laughed at what happened below that post. Some guy sarcastically asked if he was a contract attorney. To which the OP (feeling himself) just boasted that, no, he was just really smart and business-savvy..to which the guy clarified that he was being sarcastic and he shouldn’t quit his day job because the entire write up was, in fact, impractical and very stupid. It was sarcasm. That guy was ridiculing this post about what galls him the most about Jimbo..which is the quintessential aggie sentiment: Sure, the last time they won a championship in any major sport the man whose presidential library graces their shitty ass campus was a fifteen-year old popping zits in his dorm at Phillips, but goddammit, the walk-ons have to get on the field! They are better anyway..especially the qb.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Both of these galaxy-brained aggies have been texags users since 2003: An OC hire suggestion (apparently didn’t bother to note whom he was working under in that directory) A simple question about how the ball is put into play and why on earth the team with the ball gets an advantage - Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
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