Everything posted by Overlord
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Shit, I keep thinking he'll come around. But he's flatlining. It's very bad. Career very bad.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Greinke career batting average .225 Fatty McFatass career batting average .207 I remember him pinch hitting in the playoffs, and getting a hit. Was it against Boston? Or in WS versus Nats? Did he pinch hit for that Fuck Fucking Sack of Lard?
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Who would you rather hit at #9. Maldy? or Greinke This is as simple as 1+1 Dude can swing it.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
This is sad, watching Greinke. I bet he was one of those guys who said he would he would be able to give up the game, before the game was done with him. Well, unfortunately, the game is done with him.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
I just saw the Dusty presser. The very first person he decided to credit with a good game? Any hints? Yep. His butt boy Maldy. The reporter actually had to bring up Altuve's name just to get him to say anything about Altuve. I wouldn't be surprised if I woke up tomorrow morning and found out that Yainer Diaz has been DFA'd Dusty really hates Diaz. I truly believe that.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
I don't know the exact stats, but Diaz's offensive production goes down significantly when he DH's. Right? Anyone of you more intelligent guys have the stats on that? And what did his numbers look like while playing first, as opposed to playing his actual position, catcher? I need to send this to Sarah Langs. She'd answer it in about one and a half minutes. And Jim Crane will demand that Jose Abreu gets the start at first base for ALL postseason games. Because a guy that rich doesn't know how to say that he made a mistake. You don't get to be that wealthy without a huge and uncompromising ego. Well, I'm sorry, but significant was probably not the best word. But there is some drop. Not significant perhaps. It's just that we all know he's better offensively when he plays the field.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Somebody in the clubhouse needs to remember to get Money Maton some boxing gloves. We are definitely going to need his arm going forth.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Jesus H. Christ. And of course it's in a fucking blowout game. Get well soon Ryne.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Of course I know he is. I'm as sure of it as I am that the world is round and that the sun will rise in the east and set in the west.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
I mean, think of it. How can Dusty even think of going back to putting Maldy back in the lineup tomorrow? I know it's beating a dead horse, but goddamn. I like and respect Maldy. He seems like a truly good person. But he just does not fit into what we are trying to accomplish this year and every year.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
The little guy does get a bit too excited.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Let's not start sucking each other's dicks too soon. There is a lot of time left on the clock, and I fully expect them to score some more runs. But I believe our bullpen's got this today. We step up in the big moments. It comes from being in the crucible of fire that is the World Series.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
That's what happens when you walk a batter. It's happens every time.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Oh, and that fan? I can count up his entire IQ with one hand
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
This team is a fucking dumpster fire. We are done for the season after this loss
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
- 2023 Houston Astros Thread
So now Dusty just threw away our fucking challenge? He's losing his fucking mind!!!!- 2023 Houston Astros Thread
Javier was pretty much unhittable last year. What happened to these pitchers? It's driving me crazy!- 2023 Houston Astros Thread
Jesus. There goes the next 3 weeks He's too fragile to play the field.- 2023 Houston Astros Thread
Did you guys bump your heads? Do you not remember that legendary night when our boy Jon Singleton went hero and blasted two home runs? (Did you guys hear that it had been 8 years since his last home run? The media and broadcast should have pointed out that amazing stat more.)- 2023 Houston Astros Thread
If we somehow make the playoffs, and that fat sack of shit Singleton has a plate appearance, I’m going to burn down Dusty’s “Fuck Shack” in Malibu.- 2023 Houston Astros Thread
I’m happy that Dusty got his championship. Last year’s team was so strong that we didn’t have much need for a sound game manager. This team is in need of good, intelligent, strategic management. And Dusty no longer provides what this team needs. It’s time for Dusty to take the train out of town. I’d say Dusty’s WAR is on par with Singleton, which explains everything.- 2023 Houston Astros Thread
Good ole Uncle Mike. We missed you brother!- 2023 Houston Astros Thread
I don’t know how Altuve is going to even sniff at 3,000. Considering that Dusty sits him like a 40 year old. And by missing 2 games for a sore foot. Honestly I don’t think he’ll even get to 2,500- 2023 Houston Astros Thread
Jesus Christ. It’s like a broken record. Over and over. - 2023 Houston Astros Thread
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