Everything posted by Overlord
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Holy shit. Is Montero righting the ship? He’s putting together some good innings, and his stuff tonight looked pretty good.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Jeremy Pena - Automatic Out Sorry not sorry
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
What in the hell happened to last year’s “Mr. Quality Starts”? Did he spend the whole offseason partying in Cabo?
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Looks like JP is going to be a game 2 pitcher.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Dude, what the fuck is going on right now?
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
I heard on the radio he was a little under the weather when he got to the park this morning.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
The kid is unconscious.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Motherfucking fat fuck!! He has NO business being in the lineup. Pack him up and ship him back from wherever they dug him up.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
I think it’s time to go ahead and sit Jose Abreu for the rest of the season. It’s for his health.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
That would not be wise.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Hunter Brown? AL Rookie of the Year? Not likely. Lulz.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Unfortunately we are not going to even get close to Tucker’s number. We don’t sign monster contracts. And he deserves a monster contract My favorite player will end up with the Mets/Yankees/Dodgers/Padres
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Jon Singleton would literally murder your entire family to put up numbers like that.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
And if those doctors come back and say there’s some inflammation still in his shoulder I’m going to firebomb their clinic.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Oh fuck. It’s Abreu.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Jesus. Now the network is plugging another special on Jon Singleton? The dude took a great walk in Baltimore and he hit a couple of home runs off of pitching mistakes. I’m fucking tired of all this love. He’s like 2 for 14. Enough already. I know how long it’s been since he hit a home run. Last time he hit one his waist size was a 42.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Uh oh. I don’t know about this call.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
I think the time has come to send big Jon back from whence he came.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Oh fuck. It’s Montero
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
To the Maldy apologists. Look up Diaz’s stats when he’s in the fucking game Thanks for stopping by
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Come on buddy/catcher. Could you not tell that Framber was getting a little wound up after that first home run? Would have been good time for a mound visit, best friend.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
3 runs tonight? Insurmountable
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
It’s interesting in how you can just read a hitter during an at bat and totally know when he is just at at loss and has no chance whatsoever at getting a hit. Singleton and Pena had that look.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Altuve’s the motherfucking rake, man.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Why the fuck is Maldy swinging on a 3-1 count? Does he think he’s Aaron Judge now?