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The University

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  1. c'mon folks, it's 2018. could be an aunt evie or maybe their 2nd cousin margie rae.
  2. they're fucking aggy. that's all that needs to be said.
  3. was that hail or just rain hitting the windows horizontally?
  4. gotdam!
  5. did aggy cover the camera by their dugout? lulz
  6. best part about this is there is no mercy rule in the regionals, right?
  7. #2 in the s!e!c! even if they didn't come up with the numbers "independently"...congrats?
  8. nah, no need to feel shame. there were a handful of songs back then that i'd play during a lovesick pity party.
  9. what a shame. should have requested sheep skin. /aggy
  10. considering this for summer reading, but it looks like it may be a nontrivial commitment. any opinions on this title or the writer?
  11. guess i'm lucky--my taint's underbrush was just a biennial.
  12. not an issue when you hire eunuchs as chauffers.
  13. some of my favorite texas gear is all black...and i'm a crochety old man. whatevs.
  14. Just in time for a real gotdam early summer heat wave.. shiiiiiiiiiiiit
  15. sorta...but i wear crotchless bubble suits.
  16. HiHidy howdy ho, will you be my friendsnuff boy?
  17. there was some show awhile back that documented these "love trips" to eastern europe. basically, a good number of the old dudes just go for sexy time every year or so. the group would travel from shitty town to even more shitty towns for arranged meet-n-greets. one guy who was probably just shy of 90 bragged about all of his conquests throughout the years. probably vice.
  18. forget that. the only semen found in my car is gonna be my semen.
  19. gave your grazzy em some nice warm lubbilubbing last nochy
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