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The University

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  1. no idea... right. that's one kinky bird.
  2. we bought a kenmore elite about 5 years ago, and the only problem we had was with the drain pump. easy fix. it's probably a rebranded lg. very silent and was a few hundred less than a smaller capacity bosch. will it last 20 years? we'll never know since the wife will probably want to redo the kitchen yet again.
  3. if the horns lose to the sooners by 1 or 2 points, there ain't any room in my head for moral victories. it simply sucks and i hate it. i don't care how highly ranked those toothless cousin fucking assholes might be and guarantee that sooners feel the same way. i'll never be able to comprehend the loser mindset of aggy. they're basically the garbage pail kids of the world that didn't even make the cut.
  4. jim bob cooter is one helluva name
  5. hahahahaha too funny. fuck ou.
  6. don't expect anything else from those dumbass losers. they are probably still convinced that mond will win the heisman. the only heisman experience he'll experience was at the traveling nissan heisman house.
  7. The University replied to Hanrahan's topic in Football
    that patterson belly is full of shit tonight. 🤘
  8. caden f'ing sterns
  9. didn't know lucas had a kid playing for georgia.
  10. nah, that's good for a full ride at aggy
  11. spitting image, personality-wise at least, of a girl i briefly dated back on the 40 acres. i tried, but i couldn't handle that level of crazy. friended me awhile back and noticed she was already on her third husband. those poor dudes...
  12. aggy was in a paddle boat and bama was in a searay sundancer.
  13. damn jettrink, you got your ass whooped.
  14. i don't see saban running up the score on jimbo. gotta keep the score close to keep pumping up all of those overrated sec teams for later on down the road.
  15. kirksville osteopath was bad to the bone that year.
  16. fucking corn bread, obviously and need more pics of the models if i'm gonna decide
  17. this is simple. if taco bell is the gold standard for mexican food, then aggy can sure as shit be the gold standard for athletic programs.
  18. nah...after a few more aggy moral victories we're going to see this track hit a series of loop the loops that'll make any previous aggy dumfuckery pale into insignificance.
  19. you have to meet wilson to start to understand the man. i remember first meeting him at some baseball road games ~2003. years later, after not running into him since that series, he remembered my name. super friendly guy that is always willing to share whatever food or beverage he has on hand.
  20. the whole experience was a huge upgrade from previous years. big, big props to the students for showing up and filling their sections. when the game started, they mentioned that there was a new "tradition." i totally missed what that was, unless it was the kids rushing the field (which was cool). my only minor gripe is that they missed a lot of replay opportunities. very rarely did they replay a great play or a questionable call. so glad that they got rid of the gotdam weather guy. jfc those segments were painful.
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