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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. Do you have to give her commands in Spanish?
  2. I really wish people would quit calling them Christian Nationalists. The one thing they are not is Christian
  3. What could possibly be good about daily HOA meetings
  4. Maybe we should also name bases for Benedict Arnold and Iva Toguri D'Aquino
  5. We could always turn Greenland into the American Australia
  6. The Houston Children's Museum is good
  7. Marley and Me. Sorry, but it never fails to get to me.
  8. I just got one of those for Sebastian. I've trained him to heel and not pull on walks, but I haven't been able to break him from lunging at dogs we see on our walks. The gentle leader harness is working great to stop that. I thought he would fight me about putting it on, but he doesn't seem to mind. When we get home, though, he runs around rubbing his face on the carpet.
  9. I think there are more suspicious person in the neighborhood posts
  10. It was a lot better than Horizon
  11. Team 2024 Rank Team 2024 Record Final 2024 Rank 1 Texas A&M 53-15 2 2 Virginia 46-17 7 3 LSU 43-23 NR 4 Tennessee 60-13 1 5 Arkansas 44-16 17 6 North Carolina 48-16 5 7 Oregon State 45-16 10 8 Georgia 43-17 11 9 Florida State 49-17 4 10 Florida 36-30 8 11 Duke 40-20 24 12 Oregon 40-20 12 13 NC State 38-23 6 14 Wake Forest 38-22 NR 15 Clemson 44-16 9 16 Vanderbilt 38-23 NR 17 Oklahoma State 42-19 21 18 Mississippi State 40-23 22 19 Texas 36-24 NR 20 Dallas Baptist 45-15 NR 21 Arizona 36-23 25 22 UC Santa Barbara 44-14 19 23 TCU 33-21 NR 24 Nebraska 40-22 NR 25 Troy 37-22 NR Discuss this story and more on the D1Baseball Forums!
  12. Not to mention pussy control
  13. Yeah, I usually get mine at the gas station
  14. Don’t want to scratch the bed
  15. How does Jesus decide which team he’s rooting for?
  16. There’s a pretty good little Chinese restaurant that I’ve been ordering delivery from since I moved into this house in 2015. I tried to make an order this week and was told that I wasn’t in their delivery area.
  17. I want to know what happened to the boat after that
  18. It’s the Christian thing to do
  19. Does anyone actually buy them ahead of time?
  20. We don't have to live in Ohio
  21. advantage aggy?
  22. What if a certain senator had been killed in a traffic accident on the way to jerry world instead of showing up to the game to try and absorb some undeserved Longhorn greatness
  23. I wish Texas had won, but damn this season just seemed way too long. They need to shorten the playoffs.
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