Everything posted by TornACL
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Game Week 2024, Week 8, Texas @ Vandy
Aggy will probably make a T-shirt with that graphic. Gomer: "Every SEC team has a winning percentage against the sips!!!!!"
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Game Week 2024, Week 8, Texas @ Vandy
I fly out of DFW on AA at 4pm tomorrow. But I will sitting in first class so I can be safe from having to interact with any traveling Surlyites. If Rex Kramer ends up sitting next to me with his dip cup we're going to brawl.
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Prediction thread Week 8, 2024: Texas @ Vandy
Texas defense holds Vandy to 3 field goals through most of the game, but those drives are slogs that eat clock. Late TD by Pavia to make it look close, Texas recovers the onside kick, takes three knees, on to the bye week. Texas 24 Vandy 16 Passing yards 213
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ESPN GAME DAY
So Pat McAfee is definitely jumping into Littlefield Fountain at some point isn't he
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Prediction thread Week 7, 2024- Georgia at Texas
I have seen a few people out there on the interwebs saying that this is the biggest game in DKRTMS history. It's like everyone has already totally forgotten 2006, #1 Ohio State at #2 Texas. Anyway, this game will be much like that game, except it will be the home team delivering the ass kicking. Texas 38 Georgia 20 Georgia total offense 386
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The Fair on Game Day
The lines for coupons complaints always make me laugh and are very telling. People often just get in the first line they see and put absolute faith that all the people in line in front of them must have made a good decision. There are places on the fairgrounds that never, never, never have more than two or three people in line for coupons. The reason why is that most people just get in line with the hordes right by Big Tex or some dumb fucking shit. If it's your first time there, I get it. Everybody's gotta learn. But if you've been more than two or three times and you're still getting stuck in super long lines for everything, you're not a very smart person.
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16th Annual Lee Harvey's Friday Happy Hour - October 11th, 2024
Weird poll question. Is that allowed at the Lee Harveys pool?
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Prediction Contest 2024 week 6, Texas v OU
Texas 37 OU 16 Texas rushing 171 OU rushing 144 Horns +27
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CFB Week 1
I don't trust Miami at all as a double digit fav on the road anywhere. Especially if that LT 70 is a starter and not a guy who filled in last week vs VT. Cal ML
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Thermostat with password code?
I just bought a place that has Honeywell T6 thermostats. Do not, under any circumstances, buy one of these absolute pieces of shit. One month into moving in, I came home to my house at 92 degrees. The issue was the thermostat upstairs, I was told. It was replaced, everything worked fine again. Now, the new thermostat has decided it's always going to hold temp at 78 even if the schedule is off, even if hold is off. It just won't stop doing it. Every time it does this, the only option is to factory reset the thermostat. I fucking hate this thing more than any other product I have ever owned or dealt with. The app is also fucking terrible.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Let's also give credit to their front office for letting Saquon walk.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
The Cowboys are comfortable playing NYG's mediocre brand of football. Dallas has been perfecting that for decades.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Probably just wearing down just like Micah does every year.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
If we had 11 Overshowns we could rule the world.
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Week 5 2024, Mississippi State @ Texas
Texas Tech of the SEC. Never really good but weird things can happen when you play on the road there.
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Prediction Contest 2024 Week 5, Mississippi State at Texas
Difficult to predict this one. New MSU QB. The Bulldogs ran well on Florida, but we could round up 11 Surly posters and field an offense that could run for 4 yards a carry on Florida. Texas is gonna be dreaming of the coming bye week, so I would expect things to be a little sleepy. That will give Sark a chance to sharpen the guys up before the trip to Fair Park. Texas 40 Miss State 16 Total yards 421 (251 passing 170 rushing)
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Week 5 2024, Mississippi State @ Texas
Fuck Jeff Lebby
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Week 4, 2024; ULM at Texas
God help us all if the camera catches a kid eating cotton candy in the stands, he'll go on for fifteen minutes about that.
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Week 4, 2024; ULM at Texas
I am definitely syncing radio to TV for this one Saturday night.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Of all people, Deion should know that if you beg constantly for the spotlight, it will shine on you in good or bad times.
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Prediction Contest 2024, Week 4, ULM @ Texas
Texas - 48 ULM - 9 Arch 272 passing 36 rushing 308 total
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Who the fuck ranked Kansas
Not only is Lance Leopold 1-2 but now he no longer has a line of people wrapped around the corner waiting to suck his fucking dick.
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Kansas Friday Night Lights - UNLV @ KU 6pm ESPN, Zona @ KSU 7pm FOX
Easy to say for those of us who are able to count to 8.
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CFB Week 1
That sucks. I can't bet Utah given the constant risk that Rising will get hurt tying his shoes or something.
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9/10 ABC Presidential Debate Game thread
Man, just juxtapose Kamala's "I have a plan" with Trump's "I have a concept of a plan!" and put it in an ad for the lulz.