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TornACL

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  1. I think it was the 98 or 99 season when Texas hosted the now defunct Iowa State program and they scored something like 30 total runs on us in a double header, both losses. It was terrible baseball. The old heads sitting around me were loudly discussing how Augie's California ball was never gonna work at Texas.
  2. This guy sounds like the kind of dipshit who would ask us if we have any vegan options at our tailgate.
  3. Texas Bullpen has their work cut out for them tonight It will take a truly Herculean effort to walk and hit enough batters to make this game close again.
  4. Just used these for the first time in my 18.5 a couple of weeks ago for a long weekend cook for a party (brisket, ribs, pork belly) All the reviews said they run way hot but I did not have that experience. Could tell they are good because my fire starter didn't chug smoke like a coal locomotive like with Kingsford. I was gonna be cooking for 24 hours so I bought two boxes, but didn't even use all of the first one. Verdict: I am a fan.
  5. People with guns are pussies. It's inherent in their nature.
  6. Whole lot of gray hairs out there who have turned their homes to prisons of their own fears.
  7. He's the sociopolitical Futureman.
  8. I think that Eltife loves to be in front of the camera, and I believe that half the internet tales about his heavy involvement in coaching hires are started by Eltife himself. All of the message board rumors and stories about him sound like they were written by his hype man. Essentially, "So everyone in the BOR was sitting around with their thumbs up their butts, and then Eltife charged in and said we have to move now and then it happened"
  9. If it is, I see why she cheats on him because he's a total cuck.
  10. Let's get back to this atrocity. This is the brother and sister, correct? I have so many questions.
  11. 30 minutes to get a glass of wine? Oof. Does it make it to the fourth of July? My money is on no.
  12. Throw. Fucking. Strikes.
  13. Suddenly Penn State is making calls to gauge Lama's interest in being a defensive coordinator.
  14. Embarrassing. Throw fucking strikes.
  15. I am ok if someone shoots that fucking mascot behind home. I guess last night's idiot 1B ump, now behind the plate, forgot the count?
  16. If any of those guys from tonight squawk about not getting enough playing time, DP just needs to pull out the box score from tonight and tap on it.
  17. This second baseman makes Daly look like Ozzie Smith.
  18. They must have found their announcers in the same dumpster where they found their baseball coach.
  19. These are Baylor announcers, I would hope they know the ground rules in their own park.
  20. I haven't seen officiating this bad in Waco since Grant Teaff roamed the sidelines at Floyd Casey.
  21. I don't think the second baseman read the scouting report.
  22. Yes, but what kind of clocks do you own, bro?
  23. This happens all too often in college baseball. A replay is inconclusive, they look at it for minutes, and then overturn it. How? If the replay review takes more than 45 seconds, the call should stand.
  24. This guy white knighted his sister? Tech bros are some fucked up twats.
  25. This is the worst Oceans Eleven sequel yet.
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