Everything posted by TornACL
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2023 Dallas Cowboys "We Suck Again" Off-Season Thread
STOP IT, FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING CHRIST
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2023 Dallas Cowboys "We Suck Again" Off-Season Thread
The only team that would pay him much more than $10.9 would be Dallas. Our love affair with guys who are JAGs (Gallup, Schultz, Zeke) is so exhausting.
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Help me build a Spotify Playlist.... 70's guitar rock
It's impossible to NOT feel like a bad ass if you're driving down a highway at night listening to this song.
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Branson MO questions and recommendations
Guh-ROSS. I don't even want to know what that is.
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Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
I don't know how anyone flies without them. Not only does it drown out the crying or bitching but it tells the passengers next to you that you have no interest in talking to them about their vacation to Disneyworld.
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
I don't know how any of you can watch that game and say oh well them's the breaks, we tried. Dak murdered this team today. They didn't even need Dak to be great, just drive the bus. That first pick was high school shit. The second one, forcing a pass on second and fucking 2 should either get him or golden boy Kellen Moore packing their fucking bags. Guess what, if you have an alleged brilliant OC and he hasn't been poached in 4 years, you don't have a brilliant OC. The god damn shit hole franchise and all its three ring circus bullshit lost this game. I hope one of those Oklahoma strippers gave Jerry full blown AIDS.
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
30 minutes. Get your minds right.
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
You can always tell people who watch those stupid ass morning yak yak shows on cable TV when they want to talk about "legacy" bullshit. What a bunch of nonsense. That is that kind of shit women should be talking about when the commercials aren't funny. Oooh, what do you think his legacy will be, pass the chardonnay Alice. Tom Fucking Landry was ripped all the time for not being able to get over the hump. "Next Year's Champs". Until he did. Beat these fucking hoes.
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
We owe these hoes some payback.
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NFL Playoffs
Daniel Jones played in 18 games this year and went over 200 yards passing only 7 times. His only 300 yard passing games were against the Vikings, twice (lol) and Detroit.
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Regular Season Thread: Fuck Jerry Jones
If you're asking me out, I am flattered but not interested.
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Regular Season Thread: Fuck Jerry Jones
Hell, it's encouraged! Fuck the Niners.
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Don't Make me Regret Posting This
I love this, and I have enjoyed many posts from the Twitter account. Texas has such a rich and complex history, and so many different voices. It's fitting that the great state of Texas is honored in a bold and ambitious undertaking such as this. This is the kind of good stuff that the internet was truly made for. Well, that, and porn.
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Netflix Recommendations
I tried. I think I got through two episodes. It seemed so obviously predictable I punched out.
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Regular Season Thread: Fuck Jerry Jones
The 49ers Chargers Super Bowl is only one I never watched. I was still so fucking pissed about that NFC title game
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WTF is wrong with you, Wales, Alaska?
How can you start a town in Alaska and name it Wales instead of Whales.
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Tell me about TCU
Mac Engel makes Kirk Bohls look like Ernest Hemingway.
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AFA football player dies walking to class
Little known fact, the media won't talk about it, but the vaccine makes relatively normal people want to do crimes. Do the research, it's out there. I read an article once that I think mentioned this, or maybe it didn't, but I don't have a link or any citation of where it came from.
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Regular Season Thread: Fuck Jerry Jones
I think you guys should stop being scared bitches. We're gonna murder them. Fuck rest.
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Regular Season Thread: Fuck Jerry Jones
I have reached the part of game week where I start to convince myself that "The 49ers aren't really that good, look at these shithead teams they've been beating" By Sunday morning I will be fully convinced that Dallas wins by 4 touchdowns.
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Nepal plane inverts in less than 5 seconds while landing and crashes, 68 confirmed deaths
Nah bro, they only cause COVID
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Fort Worth is exploding
Lol I'll never love anything as much as El Chingon. Hey did I fall asleep or did no one mention the new place going into the Mont Plaza spot of death. I don't remember the name, but there's a new sign. No need to remember the name, it'll be closed by Easter.
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Regular Season Thread: Fuck Jerry Jones
He demonstrated the fuck out of shakiness the last time he was a Cowboy.
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Fort Worth is exploding
I drive by there basically daily and I haven't seen it open in quite a while. I am assuming it's toast.
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Regular Season Thread: Fuck Jerry Jones
I'd rather the team have the extra day of rest, but I don't give a rat fuck about post game coverage.