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TornACL

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Everything posted by TornACL

  1. STOP IT, FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING CHRIST
  2. The only team that would pay him much more than $10.9 would be Dallas. Our love affair with guys who are JAGs (Gallup, Schultz, Zeke) is so exhausting.
  3. It's impossible to NOT feel like a bad ass if you're driving down a highway at night listening to this song.
  4. Guh-ROSS. I don't even want to know what that is.
  5. I don't know how anyone flies without them. Not only does it drown out the crying or bitching but it tells the passengers next to you that you have no interest in talking to them about their vacation to Disneyworld.
  6. I don't know how any of you can watch that game and say oh well them's the breaks, we tried. Dak murdered this team today. They didn't even need Dak to be great, just drive the bus. That first pick was high school shit. The second one, forcing a pass on second and fucking 2 should either get him or golden boy Kellen Moore packing their fucking bags. Guess what, if you have an alleged brilliant OC and he hasn't been poached in 4 years, you don't have a brilliant OC. The god damn shit hole franchise and all its three ring circus bullshit lost this game. I hope one of those Oklahoma strippers gave Jerry full blown AIDS.
  7. 30 minutes. Get your minds right.
  8. You can always tell people who watch those stupid ass morning yak yak shows on cable TV when they want to talk about "legacy" bullshit. What a bunch of nonsense. That is that kind of shit women should be talking about when the commercials aren't funny. Oooh, what do you think his legacy will be, pass the chardonnay Alice. Tom Fucking Landry was ripped all the time for not being able to get over the hump. "Next Year's Champs". Until he did. Beat these fucking hoes.
  9. We owe these hoes some payback.
  10. TornACL replied to Vic Mackey's topic in Football
    Daniel Jones played in 18 games this year and went over 200 yards passing only 7 times. His only 300 yard passing games were against the Vikings, twice (lol) and Detroit.
  11. If you're asking me out, I am flattered but not interested.
  12. Hell, it's encouraged! Fuck the Niners.
  13. I love this, and I have enjoyed many posts from the Twitter account. Texas has such a rich and complex history, and so many different voices. It's fitting that the great state of Texas is honored in a bold and ambitious undertaking such as this. This is the kind of good stuff that the internet was truly made for. Well, that, and porn.
  14. I tried. I think I got through two episodes. It seemed so obviously predictable I punched out.
  15. The 49ers Chargers Super Bowl is only one I never watched. I was still so fucking pissed about that NFC title game
  16. How can you start a town in Alaska and name it Wales instead of Whales.
  17. Mac Engel makes Kirk Bohls look like Ernest Hemingway.
  18. Little known fact, the media won't talk about it, but the vaccine makes relatively normal people want to do crimes. Do the research, it's out there. I read an article once that I think mentioned this, or maybe it didn't, but I don't have a link or any citation of where it came from.
  19. I think you guys should stop being scared bitches. We're gonna murder them. Fuck rest.
  20. I have reached the part of game week where I start to convince myself that "The 49ers aren't really that good, look at these shithead teams they've been beating" By Sunday morning I will be fully convinced that Dallas wins by 4 touchdowns.
  21. Lol I'll never love anything as much as El Chingon. Hey did I fall asleep or did no one mention the new place going into the Mont Plaza spot of death. I don't remember the name, but there's a new sign. No need to remember the name, it'll be closed by Easter.
  22. He demonstrated the fuck out of shakiness the last time he was a Cowboy.
  23. I drive by there basically daily and I haven't seen it open in quite a while. I am assuming it's toast.
  24. I'd rather the team have the extra day of rest, but I don't give a rat fuck about post game coverage.
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