That guy is the fucking worst. Just a total bitch in every way imaginable. Hell I have even seen plenty of Tech fans light his ass up for his bitch ass shit on the Twittersphere.
Texas - 53
TCU - 27
Total passing yards 568
A storm is coming. TCU will not be ready for it.
A quick start by Texas and an early stop or turnover and the train is going to be rolling.
At halftime some miserable fuck on here will be whining about Second Half Sark even though it's 30-7 Texas.
There will be no second half collapse. TCU will be too rattled, anyway.
TCU will again see an opponent's backup QB, but that will only be because Quinn is on the sidelines laughing it up with the fellas while Hudson Card puts a final dagger in Horned Frog dreams.
1990 UH vibes for this upcoming Saturday night. There is nothing Texas fans love more than stomping on some in state program that's getting a little too big for their britches.
Texas 38
K State 20
We've run all over their asses in our last two matchups. Texas wins the turnover battle 3-1. JT Sanders can eat against this defense. He goes for 110 receiving.
K State runs 64 plays with a long of 37.
This is what happens when you're in a conference with a bunch of low rent slap dicks. No one can wait two seconds to leak to the Chronicle that Texas is comin.
I have been to Stillwater three times and I can't ever remember eating any food except for a late night Whataburger run at 130am after one night game.
I enjoy whatever the bar is across from Eskimo Joe's. Do they have food? No idea I don't go there to eat food. If beer counts as food their food was tasty.
Stillwater is a fantastic road trip. I highly recommend it if you're on the fence. If you can't have fun there, you're an idiot.
Texas -40
Ok State -27
24 receptions - 390 yards
There will be deep balls. If you go to Stillwater go balls deep in the local talent and let em know Texas is in town.
You could see it on the broadcast on our last series running out the clock Someone must have barked at him because he yelled something like "Shut the fuck up bitch".
Saw on Twitter that something like 84% of the bets and 87% of the money is on Tennessee. Line hasn't really moved. Half a point maybe?
DANGER DANGER DANGER
Classic Vegas setup situation brewing.
I had a very similar crazy dog lady on my flight a few years back. She kept pulling the dog out of the underseat carrier and putting it on her lap, it would then bark incessantly (it was quiet under the seat).
Flight attendant came over and told the lady that if she saw that dog one more time she was going to take it and stuff it in a gallery drawer for the rest of the flight. People applauded. Crazy dog lady and her dog shut the fuck up after that.