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TornACL

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  1. Seems like a hell of a lot of words just to say "Don't care, had sex"
  2. They do it because they don't have any friends to call or hang out with after the game.
  3. Sounds like something someone with open restraining orders against them would say.
  4. I have heard nothing good about living at Montgomery Plaza. The couple of people I do know who used to have places there got out as soon as they could. They claimed that outrageous HOA fee does nothing to prevent frequent maintenance nuisances.
  5. Doesn't matter what your recruiting ranking was four years ago when hardly any of them are on the roster anymore.
  6. So 120 days until it's closed again.
  7. Is there some kind of emergency broadcast system or Amber alert type of deal that will let me know when QE3 has officially developed swagger?
  8. This thread fucks. I donated my table top Blackstone to my tailgate group a few years back but I am hopping on Amazon to rectify that situation, pronto.
  9. I hope this August reprieve means that we're gonna have a Texas OU game with kickoff temps in the 40s.
  10. My old source was a stupid lying idiot but now I have a new source who swears he knows everything and I believe him and that will be $9.95, sir.
  11. Like obituaries. Which, considering Bama looms in week 2, is fitting.
  12. Welcome to Surly, Pete.
  13. I am so fucking tired of our pets' heads falling off.
  14. It's an incredible burn on both OP and the state of Oklahoma that a plate of fried catfish and French fries could improve a man's total outlook on a state.
  15. Talk about making a Hechety exit.
  16. Tyron Smith must love ball. Because if I was him, my ass would be retired. It hurts me to watch him walk off the field after a series. At this time last year the sky was falling on Jamarr Chase.
  17. Whole new twist on Oceans 11
  18. Anybody got a good car a/c tech? My regular place in NRH is so fucking slammed I can't get in there for days. Closer to FW proper would be better anyway.
  19. I bet she fucked like a real wildcat. Would have been fun. Without the whole....getting stabbed to death thing, though.
  20. They could find a paper trail of Trump peddling nuclear secrets to the Saudis for cash, and his remaining idiot fan base would just scream "He's just making deals! It's what he does!
  21. Campus dentist office.
  22. I am not a chronic Ticket complainer like some on here but that segment had me wondering what is the fucking point here? Total penalty kill of a radio segment.
  23. Last year on a scale of 1-10 I would give the DL a 0.5 so unless they're turning over the entire line to new dudes we're gonna have to see a remarkable year over year improvement to get to 5.
  24. I like how Doval can pipe it in there at 103 and then in between batters he just wanders around the mound like he's walking his dog at the park.
  25. FYI the Jays are 9.5 games back and have gained exactly 1 game on the Yanks in the last 10 games. However, if NYY does somehow blow a 9.5 game lead with 54 to go, I will be front and center here, with popcorn, for the meltdown.
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