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TornACL

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Everything posted by TornACL

  1. Given the flat showing the last two weeks, I was very concerned about this game. Glad to see Dallas came out crisp today.
  2. Why would this even cross anyone's mind? Who gives a shit? I would expect this to be the case in every 10 year window past present and future.
  3. Repeat of 2004?
  4. I think he should keep making the exact same point over and over and over and over again. In fact, maybe we can give him his own forum somewhere where he can keep doing it and none of us have to fucking read it or see it quoted.
  5. I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so........scared
  6. You can say it's an equal opportunity world, but I don't recommend trying to die on that hill in a courtroom.
  7. For the record, I like RG3 on the air. He has fun during the broadcast, and this fucking shit is supposed to be fun. Even if everything he says isn't always funny, at least it's not the generic mealymouthed shit that most announcers bore us to death with.
  8. Whenever something like this happens I wish we had audio from the control truck. In this case I am sure the conversation started with something like "Wait, what the fuck did he just say? Ahh Christ."
  9. 5 seconds takes down yet another Longhorn basketball season
  10. Why are so many people hung up on making this point repeatedly? I have not seen a single person arguing otherwise.
  11. I think we've hit our quota on Rick Barnes / choker jokes, you clowns.
  12. I mean shit I was pissed off about the Cowboys game all day, too, but this is just taking it too far.
  13. I feel a France 3-0 stomping upcoming. So let me be the first to congratulate England on their berth in the semis.
  14. Smoke that bitch and slide a box of KFC over to the cry baby who doesn't like his prime rib to be smoked, only done the traditional way!! What an entitled bitch.
  15. TornACL replied to Deej's topic in Daily Texan
    She would have made a great relief pitcher for the Marlins.
  16. As a nearly lifelong Giants fan, this all ends with the Giants signing Brandon Nimmo.
  17. A great offensive line will make any play caller look like a genius.
  18. Sounds like what the lawyer from Always Sunny would say.
  19. I just went to that bar for the first time three weeks ago. I was halfway expecting to see someone pull out a gun while I was there. Weird, weird crowd. And not in the charming way.
  20. With that technique, it's no wonder he dropped some passes this year.
  21. One of the things I really noticed more than ever once we returned to the office was people who have their ringer set to full volume, and have sound notifications for every text, work email, etc that comes through. That shit would drive me literally crazy if I had to listen to those dings every 30 seconds during every waking hour.
  22. There's a lady in my neighborhood who goes on a walk every morning around 7am. She uses the speaker phone, it's turned up to full blast. If I am outside I can hear her "talking" into her phone from at least 4 houses away, and as she passes I can hear everything the other person is saying. I just assume people like that are oblivious assholes. Simplest explanation. Also, who the fuck wants to chit chat on the phone at 7 in the fucking morning?
  23. My team this year has faced 5 players who went over 50 points. Jacobs, Mixon, Burrow, Hurts, and one other I can't remember. I think the all time single game team scoring record in one week is 172 and teams are scoring an average of 137 when they play me. FML.
  24. I personally would prefer to someone we haven't played in a while. I guess Washington and UNC would be fine. But Florida State would be cool.
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