Everything posted by Doc Daneeka
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Road to the SEC Championship
When Alabama, Georgia, and Clemson were hanging out at #1, did a lot of their fans spend time handwringing over how hard it would be even to win their fucking conference?
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
The utterly casual mental flips between “the sips were gifted a schedule” and “the sips can’t run that gauntlet” depending on which argument they’re making at a given moment is just outstanding work. The games are always tough, including Michigan, until Texas wins, at which point they were gimmies. Texas was never not in control and threw like three passes after getting to 31.
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
Per FPI anyway, Texas has the #9 remaining SOS.
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
Or they just have the wrong teams in those places.
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
Texas has more games to win but “haven’t played anyone” is silly when Texas basically names a score with backups and generic game plans.
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
Missouri shouldn’t be ranked. Iowa State is way too fucking high. So is Miami. And Clemson. I’d bump up Boise State.
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SEC Refs Suck
If the SEC has any shot at shoehorning another team into the playoffs I’d be surprised if there isn’t fuckwittery with the officials. If it plays out that they could job Texas without costing a playoff spot…
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I think you might have to drop Texas for not being active. Maybe move Arkansas and Vanderbilt up, but I don’t remember his “rankings” from last week.
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Missouri at Agricultural & Mechanical - 11am on ABC
Well, hell, it’s not like there much meat on the bone of that shitshow of a game 18 hours later.
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Missouri at Agricultural & Mechanical - 11am on ABC
That’s fair, but your method doesn’t work as well for me. I’m an insufferable prick online with pedantry and autism and in real life with, well, pedantry and autism.
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
If I were going to make the argument, I’d say that Alabama won at home and based on that game and the Vanderbilt one, UGA is a better team at a neutral site.
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Missouri at Agricultural & Mechanical - 11am on ABC
I didn’t change the argument. Words have different meanings in different contexts. Typically, “handling” in the context of competition is “beating someone’s ass.” But I handled it without calling names like a ten year old, so there’s that If you mean it simply as “win,” so be it. But that’s why I said “handled” was doing a lot of work.
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Missouri at Agricultural & Mechanical - 11am on ABC
Got through med school and doesn’t understand the difference between denotation and connotation. Nice.
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Missouri at Agricultural & Mechanical - 11am on ABC
Does “handling” someone mean getting outgained 650-400 and relying on the other guys fucking up? It’s certainly a take. Fuck, man, read. I said the pigs were the pigs. That’s why they gacked it away. I didn’t say they weren’t. JFC.
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Missouri at Agricultural & Mechanical - 11am on ABC
I’ll type more slowly for you. Did Oklahoma State win? Yes. Did Oklahoma State “handle” Arkansas? No.
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Missouri at Agricultural & Mechanical - 11am on ABC
Yeah, they won. Well, Arkansas lost. Just like they’d have lost last night if they’d turned it over three times. They had 650 yards and Piggied it up. I didn’t say I bought the hype. I said Oklahoma State didn’t “handle” anything. They got worked and Arkansas gave it away.
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Missouri at Agricultural & Mechanical - 11am on ABC
“Handled” doing a lot of work there. Arkansas beat Oklahoma State’s ass up and down the field and then fucked it away like Arkansas tends to do.
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2024 Season Thread and all the shit in between games
Even with talent and focus, shit happens. I’d suspect the odds are Texas is less than 50/50 to finish the regular season undefeated. Doesn’t mean this isn’t the best team. It certainly appears to be, at this point.
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Tennessee @ Arkansas - ABC (NOT CBS)
Yes. That’s why I listed it as one of the reasons for that idiocy.
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Tennessee @ Arkansas - ABC (NOT CBS)
Seriously. You have the best team in the fucking country and a coach with something to show them. JFC.
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Tennessee @ Arkansas - ABC (NOT CBS)
If you don’t want to play those fucks with the best team in the country, why bother?
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Tennessee @ Arkansas - ABC (NOT CBS)
A day full of fucking object lessons. “Don’t let this be you.”
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Tennessee @ Arkansas - ABC (NOT CBS)
Horns down in the background, of course.
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Tennessee @ Arkansas - ABC (NOT CBS)
Tony Jones flashbacks for the piggies?
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Tennessee @ Arkansas - ABC (NOT CBS)
Either the Arkansas staff is brain damaged, the QB didn’t listen, or they just don’t trust the backup kicker.