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Js1

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  1. Your wife is horny for Caleb or Darem or Jay-Den. Or Dadmiral Vance We understand it. SFA is bringing the man candy
  2. We sending LMJ to college? Sweet!
  3. #8 Iowa lost to the Juju-less Trojans
  4. So did we
  5. Texas wins 88-68 LSU only up 36-33 on Arkansas at half
  6. MSST knocks off Tennessee!
  7. Against Aggy? Yeah
  8. What a trajectory. Never called plays, OC within 2 years of going into coaching Either genius or a disaster
  9. Rust. Stupid winter storm
  10. 6 of our 8 SEC games, we have scored at least 80 points (98 in OT, 92, 80, 80, 87, 82) - 82.5 ppg in SEC play. On the flip side, we have allowed 101 (OT), 85, 88, 64, 74, 85, 67, 88 - 81.5 ppg. Hence, 3-5
  11. Js1 replied to RGBIII's topic in Books
    Put my name in for the VIP tickets that come with a book signing. Regular tickets are just the hat and a hardcover with signed bookplate. Turns out Avs goalie Scott Wedgewood is a huge fan of the series. And a portion of the proceeds goes to Rocky Mountain Feline Rescue
  12. Can't edit a post like a minute after posting - just timed out and gave me an error this is immamac as Js1 testing edit. Seems to work fine...
  13. *Jimmy It won't let me edit
  14. Fuck Parkinsons in the face! Don't fuck my disease in the face, Jimmy
  15. There will be rust bc of the rescheduled Sunday game. 100%
  16. The neighborhood being her vagina? yeah, Paul… it could have been her butt
  17. The only road games we had some issues offensively were @ SDSU (70 points, 4 days before Christmas) and then against two elite teams (65 versus LSU and 65 versus South Carolina), both without Crump We scored 89 at Missouri. That's about what I expect us to score tonight.
  18. They literally quoted, almost word for word, one of the most well known lines from the most well known courtroom episodes in Trek history
  19. They did say we were averaging the most points for a Texas team since the mid-90s. We just needed a damn PG and I think our record would be a lot better.
  20. That felt like a classic episode of Trek - debates about the Federation's moral obligations, a plot that didn't involve fighting, and character growth and backstory. Loved it.
  21. Good on Senate Dems (and like 8 Republicans) to vote down the DHS bill, causing a partial shutdown tomorrow night. Since anything changed to the bill has to go back to the House. Cheeto Benito is already headed to the table to negotiate with Senate Dems - I think we will see some significant reforms of ICE to get the rest of the government funded, because he knows a) ICE is unpopular, so a shutdown due to ICE is going to be popular and b) he and his party got blamed bigly for the last shutdown.
  22. They lost to Auburn AND AGGY???? Jesus Christ, we should beat Florida by 70 points.
  23. Because the NCAA has no real rules
  24. The bowl game was the spring game
  25. Interesting I usually just go with double espresso for my "pre-workout" because most actual pre-workout, like you said, has 300mg and I'm jittery and the crash is bad A double espresso is about 150mg, so this is pretty similar.
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