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Js1

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  1. Fuck Parkinsons in the face! Don't fuck my disease in the face, Jimmy
  2. There will be rust bc of the rescheduled Sunday game. 100%
  3. The neighborhood being her vagina? yeah, Paul… it could have been her butt
  4. The only road games we had some issues offensively were @ SDSU (70 points, 4 days before Christmas) and then against two elite teams (65 versus LSU and 65 versus South Carolina), both without Crump We scored 89 at Missouri. That's about what I expect us to score tonight.
  5. They literally quoted, almost word for word, one of the most well known lines from the most well known courtroom episodes in Trek history
  6. They did say we were averaging the most points for a Texas team since the mid-90s. We just needed a damn PG and I think our record would be a lot better.
  7. That felt like a classic episode of Trek - debates about the Federation's moral obligations, a plot that didn't involve fighting, and character growth and backstory. Loved it.
  8. Good on Senate Dems (and like 8 Republicans) to vote down the DHS bill, causing a partial shutdown tomorrow night. Since anything changed to the bill has to go back to the House. Cheeto Benito is already headed to the table to negotiate with Senate Dems - I think we will see some significant reforms of ICE to get the rest of the government funded, because he knows a) ICE is unpopular, so a shutdown due to ICE is going to be popular and b) he and his party got blamed bigly for the last shutdown.
  9. They lost to Auburn AND AGGY???? Jesus Christ, we should beat Florida by 70 points.
  10. Because the NCAA has no real rules
  11. The bowl game was the spring game
  12. Interesting I usually just go with double espresso for my "pre-workout" because most actual pre-workout, like you said, has 300mg and I'm jittery and the crash is bad A double espresso is about 150mg, so this is pretty similar.
  13. Yeah but you see, we looked bad in the bowl game, with a bunch of ST depth having to play defensive snaps instead, and um.... the onside kick by Georgia.
  14. Js1 replied to RGBIII's topic in Books
    Fucking DEAD - Dinniman is doing a DCC night at an Avalanche game in April Branded Princess Donut/Avs hat, signed book, meet the author
  15. Roto Baller has Smothers and Brown both ranked in the top 15 of 2026 RBs https://www.rotoballer.com/early-college-football-running-back-rankings-top-15-rbs-2026/1804136
  16. Yep, chemistry and coaching. A team of mercenaries does not always win, it’s really hard to both build chemistry and keep them motivated when they are getting big paychecks. And how Glasco and his staff manage all the egos Credit Mike, he pivoted hard towards chemistry after the Oregon transfers tore apart the locker room and we watched players like Burke get paid and phone it in
  17. You wouldn’t know it by the way they got sucked off for beating Mich State, Nebraska and Rutgers to end the season. Even imma kept arguing Penn State wasn’t a shit team. They were shit Texas went on to beat OU, Vandy and aggy and lost to Georgia. PSU lost to NW, Iowa, Ohio State and Indiana.
  18. Whether true or false, we need more shaming of liars. It may not stop them, but maybe they’ll think twice before they do it again
  19. ICE is losing the PR war and the GOP is losing the polling war and we are going to see more scalps and more shift into a “gentler, more lawful” ICE It will last until November 4, when ICE can go back to doing their true thing until 2028 (election year optics)
  20. I was right, they pulled away late
  21. Yeah, what the rest of the SEC does has no bearing on how Texas looks after their bowl game We won, we looked good. Fuck the rest of the SEC for not carrying its weight. Texas, as usual, has to rise above the other conference teams
  22. Igniting a train wreck just seems like overkill
  23. Is Banks our new whipping boy bc Flood isn’t leaving? wtf did he do?
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