Everything posted by Chewy's Hairy Horn
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CR: COVID-19 --Political Talk
And the reverse vampires.
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America has a Moscow Mitch problem
<Intercom squawks> Jade, please report to Brisket's ledge. Jade to Brisket's ledge, please.
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Texas Senate 2020
#ComradeCornyn
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Johnny (football?) Manziel
I guess you can't always struggle with your demons. Sometimes you just have to cuddle them.
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Herman: "If you want proof of how this Team is doing... Watch the Game"
But how do we rank in "stability"?
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impeachment inquiry hearings thread
Agreed. I don't like where these comparisons are going...
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Urban Meyer or bust
I heard Urban passed out at 31 flavors.
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Fire Chris DelConte
Stability > winning
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CDC's email and office phone #
I definitely do not trust this plan.
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Describe Tom Herman in 5 words
Not worthy of a haiku.
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The movie you just watched
Frozen 2 with the fam and, god help me, the PITA inlaws at Alamo Drafthouse. The movie was actually pretty fun, but the music wasn't quite as good as the last one. Noteable exception was one amusing 80s music video-inspired song. The PITA in-inlaws, despite loving movies and being warned in advance, got quite bitchty once they realized we were "actually" eating there. Being from LA (San Fernando valley) they have a hard time with any meal that isn't soup and salad or brunch. They also like asking the waiter for their opinion on practically every menu item. So, they were a joy. Frozen 2: 4/5 PITA in-laws: 0/5 Please go home.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Too drunk and annoyed to be sensible...and also wasn't serious.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
CDC or concerned surlyhorns?
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Lol at explaining "forced" after Baylor. Art covered that pretty well already.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Least of your problems, dipshit.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
That's not what strain means.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
You need to be dealt with putatively
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Longhorns @ Rapists - FS1/Surly Discord 2:30 Central
Hey CDC, do your job, clown.
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Longhorns @ Rapists - FS1/Surly Discord 2:30 Central
What? Didn't go for 2, Tom?
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Longhorns @ Rapists - FS1/Surly Discord 2:30 Central
Damn, Sam
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Longhorns @ Rapists - FS1/Surly Discord 2:30 Central
Nice bubble, dumbass.
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Longhorns @ Rapists - FS1/Surly Discord 2:30 Central
Players just need a good kiss to settle them down.
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Longhorns @ Rapists - FS1/Surly Discord 2:30 Central
My binder says fuck this shit
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Longhorns @ Rapists - FS1/Surly Discord 2:30 Central
What the fuck
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Longhorns @ Rapists - FS1/Surly Discord 2:30 Central
Even Sam is tired of the shit play calling. Fuck it.