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Chewy's Hairy Horn

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Everything posted by Chewy's Hairy Horn

  1. Lucky for Trump there wasn’t a slightly sloped ramp around.
  2. Can we have all this and then he goes to jail?
  3. NCAB?
  4. Tiniest fucking fist.
  5. <insert parade joke here>
  6. Probably the most cardio she’s gotten in years.
  7. What’s to keep Trump from retracting his endorsement on a whim?
  8. I seriously doubt that any of them will be inconvenienced by the loss of $600 per month.
  9. Maybe, but can we talk for a moment about after church, Sunday lunch tippers?
  10. She’s just getting that squat and cough part out of the way early.
  11. 15 years ago, I owned a home built in 1926. People would alway comment that old homes “have so much personality.” My standard reply was always “Yep, so true. Mine is surly”.
  12. That really doesn’t narrow it down for me. ETA: I may watch too much porn.
  13. T&P for your girlfriend’s penis reduction surgery?
  14. Maybe he had a private email server for public business?
  15. That second Moderna shot is no joke. Got it yesterday afternoon from CVS and had chills and aches all night. Arm was much more sore than the first shot. Ranging between 50 - 80% energy today with Tylenol. Glad I scheduled it for a Saturday.
  16. Counterpoint: hang it in the bunker and forget about it.
  17. I’m guessing he’s also gonna play “Trannies in the bathroom”, his breakout single from 2017.
  18. It’s not just Idaho. From a friend in Rockwell. No idea why it’s envisioned to be an annual event.
  19. Cause he’s disingenuous twat?
  20. So glad that something warms my heart since ERCOT isn’t doing it’s job.
  21. Womp, womp
  22. She strikes me as more of a personality disorder than BPD.
  23. Attacks. Hmmm.... ever think it could be you?
  24. Let’s see...this should just about do it for her: 10 PRINT “STFU BITCH” 20 GOTO 10 RUN
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