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Chewy's Hairy Horn

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  1. Agreed. Is there, by chance, a Trump legal attack fund somewhere I can contribute to?
  2. Pfizer and Moderna seem fairly interchangeable, if need be. But one of those and Novavax certainly results in a third arm. Or a 12 inch penis. So, it’s a gamble. Unless you’re a woman in a non-pegging style relationship, I suppose. Damn, this gets complicated fast...
  3. Fran’s is the best and you damn well know it. Besides, I hear Dan was a jerk and it’s why she left him, anyway.
  4. And with that, Merry Christmas to all!!
  5. MSRP of Tree Fiddy, perhaps?
  6. You left out the involvement bidet cartel in the conspiracy.
  7. He’s adorable.
  8. I know, I was just being extra lazy.
  9. Dose she have a name?
  10. Happy Holidays!
  11. Is he sitting at a piano bench?
  12. When you have to remind someone what your title is, you’re doing the job wrong.
  13. Me and Diablo Blanco getting the fire pit ready for some s’more action.
  14. Latinx. (Just never typed that before. Carry on)
  15. Christ, they’re gonna have to sue to transition, aren’t they?
  16. This meme may get old one day, but that day is definitely not today.
  17. This is about the only way I see him stepping down. He could leverage his resignation to get pardons for him and his family not named Jared.
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