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WelfareBuysMyWeed

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  1. Yes, sorry your ass is old Unless you're some BYX loser virgin or something who is all "ACKSHULLY WE DRINK SPARKLING GRAPE JUICE AT OUR PARTIES, SO NOT *EVERY* COLLEGE STUDENT DRINKS"
  2. Laughing at the apparently baptist aggys clutching their pearls at smoking the devil's lettuce. Spoilers: literally every college kid smokes weed. Source: my username. I remember seeing many, many Aggy football players at parties at UT smoking weed when I was in college, been in many smoke circles with them myself.
  3. WelfareBuysMyWeed replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
    Same with QB
  4. WelfareBuysMyWeed replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
    smoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth buttfucking
  5. WelfareBuysMyWeed replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
    pooooooor aggy
  6. WelfareBuysMyWeed replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
    Raining boos
  7. WelfareBuysMyWeed replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
    The game was the inaugural game for the Big Ten network, how did they get the game? I couldn't see it because nothing in Austin seemed to carry it yet, I had to "watch" the game through ESPN update trackers on their website then finding a torrent of the game later that night.
  8. WelfareBuysMyWeed replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
    #5 Michigan vanished from the polls after losing to App State.
  9. WelfareBuysMyWeed replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
    yeah that poor guy
  10. WelfareBuysMyWeed replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
    Beginning the game with three straight three-and-outs gives me some violent GG flashbacks.
  11. WelfareBuysMyWeed replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
    there was a long stretch in the second quarter where they were stuck at 8 yards of offense total. Complete shitshow for FSU.
  12. WelfareBuysMyWeed replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
    This announcing crew is basically begging FSU to be good, what horseshit.
  13. WelfareBuysMyWeed replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
    This announcer thinks it's soccer the way he's getting excited for all these misses
  14. WelfareBuysMyWeed replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
    but he can SEE those sailed passes now!
  15. WelfareBuysMyWeed replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
    bidi bidi bom bom
  16. WelfareBuysMyWeed replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
    In the same sense that I have a 1% chance with that chick with the rude-ass titties above since we're both technically alive.
  17. WelfareBuysMyWeed replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
    "Great field position for FSU" doesn't really matter when they can't gain 10 yards total.
  18. WelfareBuysMyWeed replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
    This chick fucking rules
  19. WelfareBuysMyWeed replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
    I just said the same thing, this is the single biggest drop off I've ever seen for a team. At least '10 Texas won their first few games ugly. FSU looks like they might not go bowling at this point.
  20. WelfareBuysMyWeed replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
    I originally felt sorry for FSU being left out of the Playoffs, but over the summer I ran into some FSU alumni who directly blamed Texas for them being snubbed, as though Texas controlled the vote. So fuck them, after a whole offseason of righteous indignation It's great to see them fall so flat.
  21. WelfareBuysMyWeed replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
    That tom petty cover sounds like fucking shit, just use the real original version dipshits.
  22. WelfareBuysMyWeed replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
    Thats basically game over the way this is going.
  23. WelfareBuysMyWeed replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
    This loss would basically kill any playoff hope for them completely. 0-2 in conference? They couldn't even compete for an auto-bid. What a train wreck for FSU these last 9 months have been.
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