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hookem2010

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  1. I think this at least every week now, but that letter has to be one of the most unhinged things he's done yet. But also totally unsurprising and 100% on brand.
  2. The roars from the crowd will be like that Marshawn Lynch TD run if he does. Seismic.
  3. If that is actually happening, I'm sure Trump will graciously take the L and move on.
  4. Narcissists don't give a shit. The world existst to please and flatter them.
  5. It is kind of like a speed typist trying to keep up with Twista.
  6. Who was doing that spreadsheet documenting all of Trump's insane actions? Is that thing still going?
  7. I don't really have any Right-wing friends to my knowledge. My wife dropped her best friend of the last decade. It was a long-distance friendship so that made it a little easier. I can barely stand to be around my own parents these days, and could definitely imagine severing those ties completely.
  8. Denmark Protests over Trump Greenland Threats
  9. I live in Round Rock and hope to help campaign for Talarico, should he win the primary. This is assuming elections are still a thing by November. Any advice about the best way to help for someone who can give time during the week, but is less flexible with weekends or money?
  10. I read a few sentences and said to myself "This is atom, isn't it?" I guess it's important to have a Brisket foil, but your faith in Republicans standing up for anything is very confusing to me, as much as I hope you are right.
  11. Don't worry, Jonathan. There is always a solution to difficult problems. In this case...
  12. That's actually what I meant. Wouldn't be surprised if Desanctimonious was doing some fraud though.
  13. That kind of fraud gets you elected Governor in Florida!
  14. A French designed and built statue that welcomes immigrants. God, these people are so fucking dumb.
  15. Chodes, the Master Race
  16. I will be employing any and all tactics to flip my parents. Shame, guilt, humiliation, threats of time with the grandkids. It's all on the table, assuming there is a legitimate election.
  17. I'm sorry you feel you have to escape, but I get it, as much as a straight, white dude can. Just like I get troph leaving, or anyone else not wanting to post here anymore. This shit is the fucking worst. I was 37 when we captured Maduro and I think I might be 53 now. How do we get through 3 more years? And to keep this thread on track, if Trump's obese, demented, atherosclerotic, racist, halitotic, tiny-dicked, misogynistic, homophobic, stupid fucking self makes another appearance during the MNC I'm going to throw my fucking phone at the television.
  18. It's weird how quiet it is in here. Almost like our resident Trump defenders don't actually care about stopping pedophiles. Owning libtards is a much more worthy cause, I suppose.
  19. I don't know how I just realized that my 67 year-old, and 3x Trump voting mother is likely a birthright citizen. Her parents emigrated from Denmark maybe 1 or 2 years before she was born, so I can't imagine they had become citizens prior to her birth. If bringing this up, along with the Greenland shit, doesn't make her really consider her decisions then there truly is no hope for her. I'm not holding my breath.
  20. I didn’t realize you came back to the states.
  21. It seems a lot of us are getting there with people we've carved out exceptions for. What a fucking week.
  22. You are probably more familiar with the appearance of Barn Owls, but Barred Owls are definitely more common around you in Austin. If you learn the Barred Owl call, you may start to hear it nearby. Barn Owl above Barred Owl
  23. Next year seems like it will be very unpredictable with the 30% or whatever of roster turnover outside of exhausted eligibility. This shit is insane.
  24. Terrorizing and killing people, citizen or not, IS kind of a big deal.
  25. I feel you. I've got a huge extended family that I never kept up with too much after I moved away for school. My sister does though, and it sounds like they are about 90% Trumpy. My wife, sister and brother are all fortunately on the right side of history, as are all of my friends, but my parents just can't seem to get it. I've tried avoiding politics with them, but I just can't any longer. They should be smart enough, and raised me in a way that would indicate they aren't callous enough to continue supporting this evil administration. Yet here we are...
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