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oh_snap

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  1. I was really expected numbers to be up. We’re told we shouldn’t go to bars, shouldn’t go to super bowl parties, etc. So basically in supposed Covid lockdown, what the fuck else is there to do? Read a comic book? I just figured folks would stay home and turn on the tv. I guess I don’t know what I’m talking about.
  2. Almost. Lol. and I almost fucked Gisele. But didn’t.
  3. Bad boys for life going into commercial after Brady to Gronk TD. Nice
  4. Sark must already back on the sauce. That was fucking quick.
  5. If he’s the guy, why didn’t this get announced a week ago?
  6. Jimmy Lake worked for Kwiatkowski at first and then becomes his boss? If Pete’s the guy, looking forward to that rationalization.
  7. I agree. Doesn’t make sense to bring the heat of the spotlight that comes with Pruitt. My guess is it’s either Golding or Ansley. I guess it depends how much Ansley gets implicated.
  8. Did he type that last sentence or is that his standard signature?
  9. Orders the 4.99 are you outta your mind grand slams at Denny’s
  10. LJ goes to the fucking aggiest of aggy high schools, I’m surprised he was in the convo this late...
  11. Got damn that muthafucka is pregnant?
  12. This. RELEASE THE FULL TAPE!!! (unless you already did and I’m a dumbass and missed it)
  13. 1) no blowout losses (more than 13pts) 2) win 10 games 3) top 3 recruiting class All are measurable and realistic. And the bare minimum for anyone to coach at Texas.
  14. Well, it’s not “bye forever”, to this thread. More like, “I’ll see you again in 2024”. By then, CUM will be need to re-establish his legacy after the NFL nonsense.
  15. So Sarks agent overplayed their hand trying to get more money. Texas said fuckoff, and now Sark saying okay, I’ll take that first offer, pretty please.
  16. This grandpa troll needs to be given a wedgie. Rip the fucking band off his tightywhities.
  17. Negotiation tactic. Just last attempt of money grab before signing the papers. sark ain’t dumb, he knows this is his chance.
  18. Wrong part is highlighted in that Stadium tweet blurb. Dude cashed out at 11:53AM. I’m also very curious to know who drank the extra beer.
  19. Maybe CDC should also fire Shaka and replace him with Larry Eustachy. All part of the master plan so we can be “that school”. We need an identity anyways.
  20. Can you guys stop talking about Sark. I’m trying my damned hardest to block that out for a few hours and revel in the joy that Fuckface Mensa was fired. We can handwring about Sark later. Let us rejoice for a bit that Vodka Tom got what he deserved.
  21. Welp, I guess I’ll see you fuckers in 2024 when we do this all over again. Urban will be done with his NFL experiment and ready to redeem himself. CDC playing several steps ahead.
  22. Was that play some sort of homage to the Manny Diaz years? Two injuries and a bunch of missed tackle. Wooof
  23. This feels like when Brady replaced Bledsoe. Because I’m drunk as fuck and want to believe. Show me a loss bitxhesssss
  24. If Sam was gonna come back, lol, now he’s not.
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