Everything posted by oh_snap
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Texans @ Chiefs: AFC Divisional Round
Will DC call the play where we cover that fucking TE already. Not rocket surgery.
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Bills @ Texans: Wild Card Weekend
Gidiot
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Rose Bowl: Wisconsin Oregon
Justin Herbert reminds me of that nerdy Dustin kid from Stranger Things... crazy to think he’s going to be an NFL QB soon
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D'onta Foreman
I’m going to give him the benefit of doubt; maybe he bought all that shit at costco and just plans to bring it back using their generous return policy.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
But TexAgs has the best most unbiased rankings. They told me so themselves and aggy would never lie.
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2020 Coaching Staff
Co-sign on Akina. Dude is a goddamn boss and will manufacture Thorpes with our talent like fucking Henry Ford made cars.
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Ryan Fitzpatrick
This is falser than that rumor that Shipley and McCoy were roommates.
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CeeDee Lamb leaving BlowU for NFL
Didn’t realize further proof was even needed
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2020 Coaching Staff
Was literally just thinking this. Kevin Wilson is a total shitbird and probably butthurt about this. You’re not dumping me, I’m dumping you!
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Looch should put that on a plastic commemorative cup and sell it to his sheeple.
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2019 Fiesta Bowl: Ohio State vs Clemson
Hi
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2019 Texas Bowl: #25 Oklahoma State vs. Texas A&M
Is that all-district manbun I see on the hands team for aggy?
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2019 Texas Bowl: #25 Oklahoma State vs. Texas A&M
Lol. This QB is trash. but aggy propaganda machine gonna make sure he’s remembered for being better than Brady until he ran into this aggy buzzsaw defense.
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2019 Texas Bowl: #25 Oklahoma State vs. Texas A&M
Nobody here cares. both of these little brothers look and smell like shit.
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2019 Texas Bowl: #25 Oklahoma State vs. Texas A&M
All the stupid shit the horns did this year on offense, defense and special teams the pokes are doing in spades
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2019 Texas Bowl: #25 Oklahoma State vs. Texas A&M
aggy gonna win this chumpfest and beat their chest. Great.
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2020 LB Jaylan Ford
Actually, you can stop right there
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2020 Coaching Staff
You don’t know TH. He’ll get the team to play up to our week2 opponents and win a few of those slugfests. But those MNC hopes will vaporize in week8 or week9 when we drop a game to the likes of a 5-7 big12 also-ran.
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2020 Coaching Staff
This is just a lame negotiating technique to get Urbs cheaper.
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2020 Coaching Staff
Rumor has it a certain Gerg Robinson is refreshed and ready.
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Aggy at LSU - 6pm ESPN
I turned back from bedlam to see foster’s knee hit for the safety? is HeisMond hurt? Or did Jimbo actually put Foster in that situation backed up?
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Aggy at LSU - 6pm ESPN
Like your wife apparently... oh and aggy too
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Heads I win, tails you lose. It took a while, but roach might finally be figuring out the 995 hustle.
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Longhorns @ Rapists - FS1/Surly Discord 2:30 Central
We’re lucky we already played Kansas. This team has quit completely.
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Longhorns @ Rapists - FS1/Surly Discord 2:30 Central
Ain’t no party like a Baylor (rape) party. So lit