Everything posted by oh_snap
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2020 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Colorado
Low key racist
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2020 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Colorado
Personally, I’ll wait to see if he sings the Eyes post game before I fully anoint.
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2020 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Colorado
It’s Golic? I thought ESPN fired that turd. Dude needs to calm the fuck down.
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2020 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Colorado
Goddamn this color commentator is a fuking beating to listen to. Take a breath dude.
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2020 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Colorado
“Great job Bijan. Enjoy riding the pine rest of the evening,” said Turtle Tom.
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2 hours to kick. Name the game thread.
2020 Alamo Bowl: The Poop Cake is fiiiiiinally baked. Surprise, it’s a McRib!
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Aggy tears playoff selection conspiracy thread
Don’t forget the commemorative plastic tumblers
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Urban Meyer or bust
Won’t happen. No one else will pay him what is in his current contract. Other schools may pounce when he’s fired, to get a “deal” due to offset language. But not even Mensa is dumb enough to walk away from his current contract. He’ll just mail it in next year if we keep him, which is what I think he did this year anyways.
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Texas @ Kansas State on FOX [Lazy Game Thread]
fuck off with this
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Cade Brewer
He’s a horn and bleeds for the program, and I’m grateful, blah blah blah. He’s the TE version of Kyle Porter. Every time he touches the ball, it’s trash. Dude can’t break a tackle if his life depended on it. Herman’s refusal to use Wiley the Giant instead of him is infuriating.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
The fake punt pass to Cade Brewer behind the sticks is what absolutely convinced me that Mensa already knows he will be fired and dude is just straight trolling on his way out hoping to force CDC’s hand sooner so he doesn’t have to fly to Kansas. Jokes on you though, Mensa. Whether or not Urbs is locked up, CDC is going to make sure you wear the L against Kansas like your similarly worthless predecessor.
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Iowa State Cyclones @ Texas Longhorns - 11AM on ABC [23-20 FINAL - Cyclones blow away Longhorns]
Mensa’s decision to throw incomplete passes on Offense to stop clock now comes in handy. You guys just don’t even know. He’s multiple steps ahead.
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Iowa State Cyclones @ Texas Longhorns - 11AM on ABC [23-20 FINAL - Cyclones blow away Longhorns]
Mensa’d
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West Virginia Mountaineers @ Texas Longhorns - 11AM CDT on ABC [Making Meth vs Herman's slow death]
Three deep balls where WR has to look at the sun. That’s the strategy?
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West Virginia Mountaineers @ Texas Longhorns - 11AM CDT on ABC [Making Meth vs Herman's slow death]
Would be nice to put a TD on the board here so we don’t have to sweat a 4th quarter so hard this week. Heart can only take so much.
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West Virginia Mountaineers @ Texas Longhorns - 11AM CDT on ABC [Making Meth vs Herman's slow death]
Didn’t even try to hard count us. wvu is stupid
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West Virginia Mountaineers @ Texas Longhorns - 11AM CDT on ABC [Making Meth vs Herman's slow death]
wrong. Tom’s turtle dick too small to trip on
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West Virginia Mountaineers @ Texas Longhorns - 11AM CDT on ABC [Making Meth vs Herman's slow death]
I waited forever for that?!?!?
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West Virginia Mountaineers @ Texas Longhorns - 11AM CDT on ABC [Making Meth vs Herman's slow death]
Tebow accuracy >>>> Sam accuracy
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West Virginia Mountaineers @ Texas Longhorns - 11AM CDT on ABC [Making Meth vs Herman's slow death]
Why the fuck do you go tempo there, and not let refs review previous catch. Mensa’d.
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West Virginia Mountaineers @ Texas Longhorns - 11AM CDT on ABC [Making Meth vs Herman's slow death]
Cacaw
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Horns @ Pokes | Herman’s Death March | 3p CT FOX [41-34 final]
“Can’t remember a game with that many penalties”.... something said literally every game we play under turtle tom
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Horns @ Pokes | Herman’s Death March | 3p CT FOX [41-34 final]
Shocked we didn’t go to Brewer on 3rd and 8. Shocked.
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Horns @ Pokes | Herman’s Death March | 3p CT FOX [41-34 final]
The turtlest of turtle things to happen on that play.
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Horns @ Pokes | Herman’s Death March | 3p CT FOX [41-34 final]
Bleeds for the program. He’s the offensive version of Scott Derry