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mr. sunshine

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  1. On a related note Custer allegedly said Indians ain't shit
  2. Gotdamn those chicken legs look terrible. If somebody held a gun to my head I'd opt for the human foot
  3. Definitely an old lawyer/prosecutor beef but unlike what Flo declares in current Progressive Insurance commercials if someone steals your shit from your apartment and you're not home it's called burglary and not robbery. Robbery requires some kind of face to face encounter between the victim(s) and robber(s). If you're not home and somebody steals your shit it's called burglary but I understand most insurance customers, including myself, are complete morons
  4. Love me some McAvoy. He's good/great even if the script is straight up crap
  5. You got a problem with the Beegees defense? That's just your jive talking
  6. I wondered whatever happened to Steve Patterson. So Florida hired his dumb ass
  7. Florida State seems like they suck
  8. Allstate commercial with the frizzy haired, bucked tooth, ugly ass chick who offers to exchange some dude's ice cream cone for $574. She doesn't pay him and throws his ice cream cone away. Yep definitely Allstate
  9. The man is obviously sensible and well educated. He must post on surly
  10. Dolphins coach looks like Peewee Herman. I know he's probably got a name and backstory but I'm an old. Who gives a shit about this spare ass anyway
  11. It's like the old joke about aggy landscapers. Green side up
  12. It's Quinn and everybody else is a distant second. But feel free to fuck off media. Gotta have the drama
  13. Alright most of what I had was through Verizon - mostly Hulu and Max. Also had AppleTV but I guess I've gotta pay more for that now. So now I'm cut back to Sling and Amazon. Not complaining. I've got a regular 8-5 job now so my days of laying around watching TV are over but I'm not complaining. My question is if you had to start all over again what's the best bang for the buck? Thanks players
  14. Black Hole Sun probably not one of my top 10 Soundgarden jams but I'll be damned it works here
  15. I'm not the biggest NFL fan so please give me some examples of this "good guy" stuff. I think to the great unwashed he comes off as an overpaid, condescending prick
  16. Don't bro me bro. But by all means stay on the cutting edge of USF turditions
  17. But ESPN told me just a week ago that he'll be the next head coach of the Cowboys. They said he woh't win a whole lot but he's just so much fun
  18. Shit happens. Bama is my #2 team. Naturally #3 is whoever is playing aggy
  19. Sorry I didn't recognize the rich, rich tradition that is South Florida
  20. Bama hula guy with a Horns Down cap on while they struggle with USF? I normally root for the Tide but apparently they're rent free now just like aggy
  21. Yep. She had to walk home from my place early Friday morning. I mean it was nice and all but hardly worth a ride home or car fare
  22. Cal about to beat Auburn at home. Fuck Hugh Freeze and the horse he stuck his dick in and had to ride in on
  23. Somewhere Johnny Jolly is doing a dance. Probably in a 7-11 parking lot with a 40 ouncer of Olde English
  24. I don't know. Something about wearing the colors of the team you root for. But she's probably got several costume changes in store before the night is over. As to whatever popped into your mind I see yamps hotter than that going to, being at and coming home from work every day. Keep it in your pants sailor
  25. Didn't realize the Chef's colors were denim and denim
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