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mr. sunshine

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Everything posted by mr. sunshine

  1. You want to tell us you think this game has been fairly called or do you want to go ahead and fuck the fuck off?
  2. My drunk 60 year old ass is about to put on my boots, go out in the street and kick field goals better than Burt
  3. I can play quarterback better than him and I'm presently 60 years old and drunk on top of that
  4. Amon Ra St. Brown sounds like the name of a Batman villain
  5. Vraylar. So your mom after taking her antidepressants peddles her bike to pick you up from school, feeds you cookies in front of your fellow 1st graders, puts you in the kiddie seat and peddles your precious ass home in front of God and everybody and your fellow 1st graders. Yep you're getting your ass kicked tomorrow kid. Any self respecting 1st grader would
  6. It's like cutting a sandwich in half to eat. You can start with the rightwich or the leftwich
  7. He'll wreck your Edmund, Fitzgerald
  8. The official start of the Christmas season when I was a kid
  9. Man I love it when nerds chop it up. Rock on my brother
  10. Years ago I actually bought the DVD of Happiness based on a Rolling Stone review and I figured that's the only way I'd get to watch it. Watched it once and then gave it to a secretary at work who liked uh interesting stuff. Next day she tried to give it back to me but I reminded her no take-backs
  11. Hahahahahahaha. Go Michigan you magnificent bastards
  12. I was last there in '95 when James Brown won the last SWC title. Aggy buddy provided tickets, transportation, booze, etc. His seats were right in the middle of a sea of aggy. Fun game
  13. Love me some Sling
  14. Meh. It's like the Stoops. Bob, Mike, Mark, Junior, Buddy, Jethro, etc.
  15. IIRC he had commitments from a bunch of spares. At that point Mack was about as picky as the Columbia Record & Tape Club
  16. Just some random young lady with a nose ring, apparently lives in a basement and gets way too jazzed about even the shittiest of NFL matchups. Maybe it's the meth
  17. Chick with a nose ring who lives in a basement and gets absolutely jacked about every single Monday Night Football game, regardless of the shittyness of the teams involved. In real life she'd be hosting a podcast about her eating disorder
  18. Good guys 43 Others 17 Circa 2000. Simms I mean Quinn dropping bombs. Had a DWI client who was arrested that night and his field sobriety tests just amounted to him yelling "Hook 'em Horns!" on video. Jury said not guilty
  19. A buddy of mine's now deceased wife was a waitress there in her teens before she went to UT. Really cool lady. Lots of cool stories Anyway, from the ATX... FIGHT!!!
  20. My first concert was at the Beaumont Civic Center in '81. Scorpions opened for Iron Maiden. Scorpions' lead singer got hit in the head with whiskey bottle from the balcony after 2-3 songs then Maiden came on. Whole place went nuts
  21. Still plenty of naked tits, miscellaneous fuckery, dragons torching shit, Bron, etc. to make it worth a watch
  22. Right up there with Pussy Galore
  23. I think Arkansas only had a penalty or two also. In the Big 12 days I used to expect a flag after every fucking play
  24. Building drains are typically never forced mains. (Building drain meaning the main exiting the building and leaving the property). And a forced main would go straight up to a maintenance port before dropping back down to a gravity drain leaving the property. Also, at that time it would be extra heavy cast iron or ductile iron and basically impossible to break with a rock. Still my favorite movie. Drainage nerd talk not going away
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