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mr. sunshine

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  1. This is for Allah and it's going way out there suckah
  2. They're advertising a new reality series featuring Mr. Anger Management, Mrs. Attention Whore and their seven teat clutching children. Just openly wondering what kind of self loathing sub human would be interested in this
  3. Sure but that would probably take several days. Maybe a week or more. On the other hand a housecat would start eating its owner before the body was cold
  4. They're replaying it on HBO Comedy. Susie Greene is actually kinda attractive and fuckable in the first few seasons. Trying to decide at which point she ditched all that and started dressing like a rodeo clown
  5. That shirt was surely a pussy magnet
  6. On a related note I think NBA games including the finals were tape delayed until '81 or '82
  7. Never saw a single Harry Potter movie nor read the books
  8. I still smoked the last cruise I went on. Rolled a dozen fatties and put them in my Metamucil. Nobody was the wiser WARNING: Your results may differ
  9. My time in Austin coincided with the "Kaiser Bob" era. I was a Wrangler so I had to attend the games. Doubt there's ever been a greater combination of shitty and boring basketball unless we're witnessing it now
  10. This being surly just pretend you're George Costanza and it will come to you
  11. She's a multi tasker. I'm conjuring up a third task for her
  12. Among other things I like that it stars both a Linda and a Lynda. That's speciale alright
  13. Richie Incognito sounds like the name of the ultimate Sopranos character. Besides AJ of course
  14. Hey Jackie Aprile, Jr. earned a few hours there according to no less an authority than Jackie Aprile, Jr.
  15. Hey Mr. Michael Chekhov you must not be familiar with the actorship stylings of one Mr. Ben Affleck
  16. Seems like one beat the other and then the winner got beat by the Chefs
  17. He looks and sounds like a Civil War general on meth
  18. Props on this one. Like Godfather II it's damn near perfect
  19. So that pretty much rounds out the Ivy League
  20. Years ago while I was suffering cedar fever the Statesman ran a recipe to help combat it. A can of chicken and rice soup and hot Rotelle tomatoes over some nacho chips. Throw some shredded cheese of your choosing on top and microwave at nuke level. Won't heal you but you'll feel better for awhile
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