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Fred Willard

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  1. Ravioli is the most bizzare thing I’ve ever heard. Wtf
  2. Praise allah. I had a dream we were running 22 personnel next year, but all of our backs were injured and the TEs were subpar.
  3. So...did Eagles and Mensa hash things out? I assume there was a practice yesterday and the 9.95ers got the scoop.
  4. Maybe 50 psychos on the internet demanding to know where OP lives scared him off?
  5. Hold on. Do we know the whereabouts of Daniel figurelli?
  6. Fuck yes! Run the score up hogs!
  7. I keep all of my monetary assets keester’d
  8. Fred Willard replied to Sgt Hulk's topic in Football
    This guy sucks at football, and needs to go suck at basketball.
  9. I feel like duvernay may break every single season record this year. But I’m not a math guy.
  10. Countdown to visiting fan post on texags. I’m an Auburn fan here to tell you how great of fans aggy is. I would let yall hump any of my sheep.
  11. I’ve been slacking on this thread. Did y’all have a foot race or what? I’ll hang up and listen.
  12. I pulled at 11 and sliced at 530. Too tired and lazy to post a pic but it turned out pretty good. These overnight smokes are where the wsm shines. Rolled at 240 for 18 hours and only stoked the fire once towards the end. I would have passed out from exhaustion with a stick burner.
  13. Ultimately I took dcbc’s advice and am going with low and slow and a potentially a long time in the cooler. 12.5 lb pre trimmed. Started now and will hopefully go to bed in an hour or so when the temps are level. Will post a pic if it’s not daf.
  14. That time at acl when Katrina was in the gulf.
  15. Interesting. I’m also trying to get a few racks of ribs, maybe a chicken, and of course sausage done as well. I could do hot and fast on the brisket and reset the smoker for the rest also hot and fast. Just never used the wsm like that. So low and slow brisket from midnight to noon (that’s what she said) and then rest. Smoke the ribs etc during rest time at a good pace. Or compress the schedule....
  16. Trying to serve brisket around the end of the Clemson game and the beginning of our game. Kind of in no mans land as to when to start it as I am an old and don’t do late night. Put it on at midnight to 1 am and snooze until 8 am. Maybe 5 hours of cooler time. Or put it on at 5 or 6 am and hope for the best?
  17. Yeah Ricky didn’t get much. If i’ve Learned anything from Rick Harrison, “look, I’m going to have to pay a lot to get this thing refinished, get it encased, and then the auction house takes 15% plus 10k just to list it. I can give you like 85k and that’s just because I think it’s a cool piece.”
  18. Why is 32 (young?) wearing those shorts? Nttawwt
  19. Highlights: took a one wipe dump and narrowly avoided a grackle through the windshield. I saw a homeless person on the way to work that I can only assume is a meth head. It’s been approximately 4 days since the wife sexed me but strangely was able to fap to this thread. I have a refrigerator full of fine meats and cheeses. Praying it lasts through winter.
  20. The problem with supergluing a whole chicken to each thigh is the coyotes love chicken.
  21. Fred Willard replied to TexasEd's topic in Hobbies
    I’d be interested in demoing a pelican. They were complete shit 10-15 years ago but they look to have come a long way.
  22. 300,000 pledged to show. Vegas has the O/U of actual people that show up as 0.5. I’ll take the under.
  23. The ocean is weights more heavy than an ice cube Chad.
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