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Fred Willard

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  1. I bit on the Walker Little troll. I remember briefly thinking I would go stake out episcopal and try to verify.
  2. They should just tell us the fucking visitor. I have too much invested in this.
  3. I’m not a madden champ, but when you stick a guy on an island with the other teams best receiver I expect him to get burned now and then. He’s no Quentin Jammer, but in this conference and the PI getting called constantly what can you really expect?
  4. We need to go independent or pac16. We’ve been a large part of the problem, but this conference blows ass.
  5. These refs
  6. CTJ and Ztejas are both god awful. And why is ztejas half the posts in here? I can’t remember a more annoying poster and a more holier than though poster in the history of internet.
  7. Remix to Ignition alternate burnt Orange?
  8. What the fuck does that even mean? I got a feeling we’re about to run these dipshits into the ground.
  9. 171st ranked pro style qb in his class https://247sports.com/Player/Michael-Collins-80863/
  10. Did you copy and paste this from Texags? Because Pyle is the only field that gives people the feels, ya stupid sip.
  11. Lol Troy. Nebraska is so irrelevant that nobody even bats an eye at the score. Narrator: that’s when I realized everyone is laughing at Texas football.
  12. Can I work remotely and make bout tree fiddy?
  13. I gave my last fuck yesterday. I’m going to pick up golfing. It’s only a four hour commitment on saturdays.
  14. Agree roach looks out of position. He’s a stud, but needs to play with a hand in the dirt. Another perplexing quote from TH “we have a 282 lb middle linebacker”. Great job coach
  15. Kevinto Ingram looked pretty good. Until he got shelved. I’ll probably read tomorrow that he tore all of his ligaments ending in cl. i didn’t kick a puppy
  16. Did they announce the attendance? The over under I would put at 2100
  17. Looks like we came in with a shitty game plan. Ingram needs to grow the dreads out a little more. Other than that solid D- on the first half.
  18. You ever squatted 600 OP? Fml
  19. Can you post pics of your funbags please?
  20. So when both squads have combined for six games played they will have both gone 3 for 3? I’m going to assume that’s what you said, cause I would hate to neg a bitch.
  21. No Boyd, Locke, or Vahe? Pets heads are falling off. Hope Nelson can give us 85% of what Poona did.
  22. Is FChorn going to start game threads? We’re about to embark on a college football season and the shag is slipping.
  23. Can y’all give a little background on yourselves? To an outsider it came off as an aggy and a guy that makes fun of aggy are doing a longhorn podcast. Y’all know your audience, but let the audience know you. And insert a “no homo” when appropriate. A-
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