Everything posted by Fred Willard
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Anyone done Peace Corps?
You ever seen a man stoned to death? Had his fingers cut off for stealing? Should be called the “shit, no, god save me” corps. Plus the risk of AIDS with the ladies.
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Football is back -- NFL Ravens vs. Bears 7pm NBC
Thanks for the psa. I’ll be getting my fix.
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People don't read anything and it's pissing me off
Now we have identified the problem. Who the fuck does that?
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THE Adam Sandler thread
Billy Madison, what the hell happened to me, and Happy Gilmore we’re all released within a year or two. And Sandler cashed that in for 1 trillion dollars. God bless America.
- 2018 NBA Draft
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2018 San Antonio Spurs Offseason Thread -- Into the Great Unknown
Time to blow it up. Sucks for pop, Aldridge, and all the TD era spurs.
- Kayaking
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Went to Cover 3 Sunday Brunch in Round Rock...
(Deep breath) can you post pics of your wife’s hooters? There are rules.
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Tennessee Tech @ Texas: Austin Super Regional Thread
Tech getting the beetus. You know, because of shugarts
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Leather couch / love seat / chair
Buyer beware. OP posted a lot in the shart thread over on the scat forum.
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Austin Regional Thread
Este Ramen
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Austin Regional Thread
8 pm according to the website. Playing the whorns.
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Austin Regional Thread
Speaking of awful uniforms check out the texum bulldogs all black. SEC!
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Austin Regional Thread
I just looked outside and started cramping up. Those dudes are toast.
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Austin Regional Thread
And if anyone knows what it’s like to have a fat fucking retard for a little brother, it’s us.
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Austin Regional Thread
I was really hoping to beat aggy’s ass again tonight. This is like rooting for Janet Reno to beat Roseanne in a beauty contest.
- Austin Regional Thread
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Potential band names
In that case, Chad Fuck and the Hanging Fucks
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Potential band names
And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Horsey Sauce
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Potential band names
The Salet Shooters Chad Fuck and the Fuckboys
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Wife interviewed for job, said don't contact current employer, and they did.
Pics?
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Any of you in safety/O&G going to ASSE in san antonio?
And that was the moment I discovered OP was a corporate drone.
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Longboard Horn's Thread for Restaurant Employee Hilarity
That manager does sound like a real dick.
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Longboard Horn's Thread for Restaurant Employee Hilarity
Pizza boy in high school and summer and winter breaks in college. I ring the bell and two lesbians answer (can’t remember if it was a large sausage). They ask if I can come in and help them with their Xmas tree. I hesitantly agree. They ask me to help them trim up the bottom of the tree. I say, ok where are the pruners? They scurry around for a bit and bring back a dull steak knife. Well I get to work with that knife and these gals are climbing all over me “helping” to pull back limbs while I saw away. I finish up and they tip me 20 bucks. Not penthouse forums. These were some 50 yr old bull dikes. No boner had.
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A shitty day at Tim Horton's, ehh....
You know what? The first time this was posted the thread title was misleading. This should be the official taking a dump on the floor of a tim hortons thread.