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TheStoicPaisano

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Everything posted by TheStoicPaisano

  1. Lt Gov Sweatervest
  2. Seal and Trick Daddy? I fucks with it.
  3. Spawn of @Armybrat ?
  4. $10 or six Dairy Queen coupons.
  5. Irv Gotti in the club gettin tipsy.
  6. North American University? I think that’s where Akeem Joffer ended up after UoUS.
  7. Spindler from ND to Nebraska. Johntay is 247s Best Available transfer.
  8. RB Judkins and OT Simmons (who was injured in October). CB Igbinosun could’ve gone, he’ll be good for two flags v. Wingo or Ffffffrench in August. OSU fans clown him because he’s grabby grabby. Kanu is the only transfer (out of a dozen) that would’ve been in the two-deep in ‘25. The killer for them is 15 departing seniors.
  9. And there’s your hot question at the ‘25 combine.
  10. He looks like Pornstache.
  11. I first heard the stomach pumping thing with Britney Bitch. Or maybe Lohan. Are you telling me more of showbiz is into bukkake?
  12. Had a nine-item order at Amazon. Deliberately pushed delivery to today for “fewer packages.” The result? Six separate packages.
  13. Not sure what position Clark interviewed for at Texas…
  14. Would like to see the PFF grades as well. Coogan and Spindler were both ‘23 starters that were demoted but got spots back due to injuries this year.
  15. That’s all we got, one goddamn hit?
  16. I know you’ve heard this song before, maybe three decades ago.
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