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Mantis Toboggan, MD

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Everything posted by Mantis Toboggan, MD

  1. Yes. We really are 95% responsible for breaking Nebraska football and their fans forever. Remember the “classiest” fans in football that applauded us when we ended their home winning streak in 1998? Well by 2006 they were well on their way to losing their minds and eventually quitting the conference to languish at the bottom of the Big 10 forever. Turns out it is easy to be a “classy” fanbase when you are winning all the time.
  2. We beat them at Nebraska in 1998. Applewhite threw the TD sidearm and got concussed to win. 1999 was at DKR Applewhite to who? Mike Jones
  3. The Chicon bus got overrun and taken over with people climbing on the roof, don’t remember someone getting hit, but certainly a possibility.
  4. I got electrocuted in the Littlefield fountain in 1999 after the Nebraska game. I was trying to climb one of the horsies when I started to feel the current. Barely made it out. Several others ended up in the hospital.
  5. I was at that Colorado game and I will never forgive Simms. Ever. Team Major.
  6. Jaden Greathouse looks like a man. Is only a soph.
  7. Are we doing the Surly thing where we make an assumption that something is going to happen based on zero evidence and then freak out about it?
  8. It is amusing seeing a bunch of adults get all amped up about a guy that they probably hadn’t heard of before today and then get despondent because we didn’t get him.
  9. Could, should, perhaps, maybe, disclaimer, $9.95 please
  10. Ewers' dad is now following Kyle Flood on twitter
  11. When do we get the Bowels salty bitch question?
  12. Flagship of Texas...Sark just made aggy’s list
  13. Did we get a tail number? Run back the history of that jet?
  14. Charlie Strong, Coin Toss Coordinator
  15. Johnny Manziel is available too. Co-DB corches
  16. If they are really hiring noted incompetent asshole BoB to replace Sark, you would think these guys would be interested in getting out while the getting is good.
  17. No, everyone knows that philosophy is what drives our economy and funds the university. They should be happy that they get to have a job sitting around smelling their own farts.
  18. Yes. Alabama is going to be in a real pickle when Saban retires and they have to convince someone to take a job as a head coach of the most talented team in the country with a massive infrastructure and history of success.
  19. Afghanistan has some nice views too.
  20. Gideon also had 4 years of experience as a "coach on the field"
  21. Thank you Sam!
  22. It is hilarious how irrelevant that newspaper reporters are these days vs. how important they think they are.
  23. They showed a guy in the stands with an aggy jersey that had the tie dyed collar from the 90’s. That jersey has seen some shit.
  24. Your first mistake was reading Deadspin
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