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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. He certainly has more felony convictions than there are trans athletes in the NCAA
  2. He's the dipshit MAGAt that "represents" me
  3. Well Al from Tool Time got to hang out with Pam Anderson and Debbe Dunning so there’s that, but I went with these from Lowe’s
  4. I switched to using only those hoses that collapse when the water is not turned on and it was well worth it
  5. I would posit that the attempted assassination of a mere candidate for President does not carry the same weight as one of a sitting President
  6. I’d like to see iCE try and stuff him into an unmarked van
  7. presidential candidate, not Presidential
  8. It's better to take pics of your food before it goes in rather than after it comes out
  9. I think Ukraine should hit it with one random drone just so they can add an aircraft carrier to their list of Russian navy vessels destroyed
  10. Salary cap is in Section 12, Article 6 of the NFL Collective Bargaining Agreement
  11. Does not compute
  12. If I ever decide that I’m tired of life, I’m just going to start driving around Houston and at every light I stop at I’m going to punch it as soon as the light turns green. I bet I won’t make it through three lights before I’m tboned hard enough to kill me
  13. The giant mutantasaurus with the oversized head was the most ridiculous thing they’ve had in any of the movies
  14. Your dog doesn't look too thrilled with the new resident. Who did you foster through where they fly them to you?
  15. Melania looks like she thinks she's going on safari
  16. You would starve to death with no house to sleep in
  17. He wants to be sure that everyone knows that he will be blocking traffic through the Spanish Pyrenees on those dates so they don't plan on driving there
  18. I'm sure the people behind you would know
  19. I was going to say that I hope Gary Oldman is going to be around long enough to make it through 7 seasons, and then I looked up his birthday and he's only about 8 months older than I am.
  20. So he's in charge of taking the team out to party all night and do coke?
  21. We would never have made it to an actual election.
  22. When's the photo op when Wheels publicly kisses his ass and gives his tiny mushroom dick a reach around?
  23. Sharting at a nudist resort would suck
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