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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. An injection of a mixture of asbestos and bleach, with an ivermectin chaser, will cure anything
  2. It would be very sad if they were abducted and force fed a lethal dose of OxyContin. That would be a very evil thing for someone to do.
  3. Texas never won it while in the SWC. It started in 1993 and North Carolina won the first year and Stanford the next 25 times
  4. I have a feeling that our eyeblack budget is about to triple
  5. I have accounts at both, and Libby searches both of them. I never even really pay attention to which library i get the book from
  6. If a parade happens in Washington DC and dotard sleeps through it, did it really happen?
  7. I love Libby. I intend to fully enjoy our libraries while I can
  8. Keep their clients out of IRS prison
  9. Our sanity
  10. Everyone in Alabama?
  11. Did they at least say thank you and wear a suit to pick them up?
  12. Only one I ever played was Metal Gear, so it wins
  13. He ordered her to go get his damned sammich
  14. You could always go to Home Depot and hire some help. Oh wait....
  15. I wish they both could go 2 and Q, but I'll settle for 3 and Q for one of them
  16. Watch all 25 seasons of Air Disasters, and nothing that happens in a cockpit will surprise you
  17. I think that would be an improvement to some of the shit we’ve been waking up to here lately
  18. At least half of the news organizations probably wouldn't even cover it
  19. Would have been better if she had actually made it
  20. I’d buy an island and live out my days on the beach with a bunch of dogs, and maybe my own strip club
  21. Damn those politicians that know they’re supposed to uphold the Constitution
  22. I've purged both my weddings from my memory bank
  23. Throw out the home victories over FCS schools and then recalculate.
  24. That speech by Newsom makes me embarrassed for the muffled shit we get from Abbott with his head buried firmly up dotard’s ass.
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