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CumStainedJorts

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  1. The existence of hitler in the world supercharged Aggy and allowed them to play to their peak. Everything has been downhill in A&M's world since the most red-assed of them all, Adolph Hitler, passed away. You'll find aggy fingers all over them.
  2. Just wanted to point out that texas went 17-1-2 against A&M in the first 20 matchups, and outscored a&m including a 334-49 including a 157-0 stretch to kick it off.
  3. Utdirect degree website just updated, and my degree is loud and proud showing up. Officially official now.
  4. Jordan Shipley's punt return against #1 OU in 2008 was one of my favorite memories from college. Hope he recovers well.
  5. Goddamn Ole Miss is clicking
  6. Someone get him his inhaler
  7. I bet he smells awful right now
  8. Even greater than the 11-0 aggots that weren't?
  9. Gotta be Lincoln Riley
  10. IDK. Only differences is Aggy does this at their games in front of large crowds of whooping idiots.
  11. Queen as sung at a highschool senior's talent show isnt excellent musoc
  12. Jimbo is still receiving a paycheck but hes available
  13. Bama fans look shellshocked
  14. Million dollar band reminds me of the million dollar game.
  15. Losing against dignity doesnt speak well for the frightened irish.
  16. You didn't see Arch violently stall out?
  17. Tech should take a knee
  18. The Texas Tech James Hardens
  19. That's awesome, I love it when Coaches let players do this. I remember the final game Chance Mock played as a senior where he lead the comeback to win the game on the last drive.
  20. Michigan and Nebraska, the two bluebloods who benefited most from not playing Texas for the majority of their existence
  21. Arch seriously improved by leaps and bounds as the season progressed. I'm so excited to see what he can do next year.
  22. It's literally an approximation, as opposed to figuratively an approximation
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