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CumStainedJorts

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  1. imagine losing to aggy even once in the last 12 years lmfao
  2. never underestimate aggy dillusion. they'll find some way to count this loss as a win, it's in their dna.
  3. arguably aggy's best season in history and they wound up accomplishing none of their goals, and have absolutely zero hardware to show for it. To the hall of champions!
  4. 12-0 if you count the spring game
  5. about to grill a steak for my graduation! It's today! The aggy tears will season it well.
  6. but that's 3 more than they'd EVER scored before in playoffs history! ...lmfao
  7. start 10-0, finish 10-2 lmfao
  8. lol poooooooooooooooooooooooooooor aggy. Also ou sucks.
  9. OU and Aggy being the first teams ever to lose at home in the CFP history is a nice graduation gift. Po' aggy.
  10. University said today is my official graduation date, both in correspondence and on their Utexas online dates calendar. I'm not sure where to exactly check that I've been awarded my degree since it's Saturday, no new email has come in today, but my counselor assured me I'd officially graduate when we spoke through email yesterday. So I guess I've done it. Gonna grill a steak tonight and relax. EDIT: Just saw the info. My degree will show up in the online records on January 8th, even though it's been awarded today.
  11. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in our cumstained jorts and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills, we will never surrender, we will NEVER forget.
  12. It was part of a famous quote from Winston Churchill
  13. I got pulled over once for drinking cream soda in a bottle. I had to let the cop take a sip of it to confirm it wasn't beer, which made me throw the damn thing away. In short, cream soda: not even once.
  14. Paige Shiver and Sherrone Moore were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
  15. My first record was some eagles album I got for cheap My first cassette was Guns n Roses Use your Illusion 2 My first CD was Seal's self titled album, Seal My first MP3 was Weird Al's "The saga begins" which blew my fucking mind because it had come out just a few days before. That was the same day I discovered Winamp, and Napster, I got the mp3 at a lan party where the person providing it clued me in on both. I must have downloaded 100 songs that night. Here's one not asked: My first reel-to-reel was a bootleg of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon I made from a friend's record. For a long time I stuck to reel-to-reels because you could pirate music on them. Still have a bunch of my old TDK reels.
  16. Ya I felt that. I thought the same thing about white people after John Mackay, Mike Price, Urban Meyer, Bobby Petrino, Hugh Freeze... oh wait, no I didn't, I'm not a moron.
  17. No, not a parody, not a silly song, a straight up cover. As if this dude couldn't possibly be any cooler, what a badass
  18. I had my number written across a bathroom stall, does that count?
  19. Correct. There are 8 blue bloods. You can reshuffle the criteria, but those 8 programs keep coming up on top, hence why they're the blue bloods:
  20. Which Big Red are we talking about? Because the gum is definitely not for assholes.
  21. That's some aggy shit right there. I thought michigan was supposed to be a blueblood.
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