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CumStainedJorts

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  1. Every single play these announcers are beggings for flags against texas every flag against michigan, it's "well it was ok back in my day." Fuck these morons.
  2. are they still feeling it? Has football begun?
  3. He doesn't look loose to me, no. He looks like he's downed more than a couple of loose-meat sandwiches, though.
  4. "Do you know your players yet?" "No." "How do you call offensive plays?" "I read the defense." "Are you demonstrative?" "Am I?" Wow, great interview.
  5. I don't give two shits about Kyle Whittingham. Call the fucking game.
  6. Do you think Elko needs a special penis wand to manipulate his junk with when he pees at a urinal? And do you think he had to mash the keypad of his phone with his palm to order it?
  7. where does fisting defenseless sheep fall in on the god fearing scale of morals and principles?
  8. We could lose every single game to them until I'm 91 and we'd still have a winning record lmao
  9. One of my favorite texas stats is that during the Big 12, Texas had a better record in Lincoln against Nebraska than they did in Austin. And they were undefeated in Austin.
  10. Not to interrupt your beautiful aggy bashing, but FCS is div I-aa, not div II. That said, if Aggy ever did play like Ferris State, I fully expect they'd go around with their weird milkmen making stupid jokes only to fall flat at home and lose.
  11. I can only imagine the furious clicking that must come out of his nokia brick phone as he typed this out on the number pad over all those walls of text.
  12. they are the stain in question
  13. Rooting hard against cougar high specifically because I'm a houston native. UH fans do a terrific job of making you hate their school.
  14. It's true, aggy instagram stories like this do great numbers: I would put money down on the vast majority of A&M's fanbase being the kind who call every website, "facebook."
  15. The Hawai'i bowl was cool
  16. Georgia Tech's season ended with them looking like a rambling wreck.
  17. I was pulling for the original Timmy Chang all game long. This was a badass game.
  18. I like how they somehow made 9/11 into being about aggy
  19. My maiden name was refurbished tampax.
  20. For the third year in a row, A&M (and ou!) have their seasons ended before UT plays its last game.
  21. He was taking money from A&M at that very moment, too. A lot of money.
  22. Kyle Field is such a shithole stadium. It's the only home field disadvantage in college football.
  23. So this is the second season in a row that Texas A&M ended their season at home with a loss, right?
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