Everything posted by SquishMitten
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Federal Worker RTO and Buyout Offers
Soooo, exactly like we all predicted? Shocking, I tell ya!
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Trump’s America
Ya know, that’s a pretty damn good idea. Fuck worrying about term limits. Nobody would ever get a second term again until we complete the calendar.
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Trump’s America
I’m assuming a paycheck
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
The best first, hands down, is the first time poopin in your own toilet after a long vacation.
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U.S.S. Harry S Truman carrier collides with a merchant ship while preparing to enter the Suez Canal- supposedly no below waterline damage to either ship
No idea if this is why, but seems like it would make at least some sense to fill every nook and cranny with foam to make it more buoyant in the event of disaster
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DOGE: America Fucking Around
There won’t be anymore fires thanks to the $100 billion dollar investment to create FireX. They will be tasked with turning the Jewish space lasers into orbital fire canons.
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DOGE: America Fucking Around
Ah, yes. Let’s reassign all the CPAs as ICE agents. What a very natural transition for them.
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Trump’s America
Not being fucking miserable and having your life ruined and/or family murdered by MAGA
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Got damn, dude. Some of us decent folk live in those neighborhoods
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why do we keep making pennies?
Because it’s not about cost cutting. That’s just the excuse. It’s so every retailer in the country can round up and make more money. Every cash transaction going forward now has an increased profit of 1-4 cents.
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U.S.S. Harry S Truman carrier collides with a merchant ship while preparing to enter the Suez Canal- supposedly no below waterline damage to either ship
This is today’s world, and the Truman didn’t smoke it. Am I missing something or are you making the assumption that they communicated to the Truman that they’d lost steering? If that’s the case, then I guess everyone now knows how to sink a carrier
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Trump’s America
To paraphrase: “We were fired for trying to implement Trump’s agenda. The governor wrongly thinks the federal government should be in control of the school board.” Wat? I still find it amazing that I can be shocked at the pure stupidity of these people.
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Trump’s America
That was my first thought. Did he actually pardon him or did he just instruct the justice department to stop pursuing it? Because if it’s only the latter, then he can hold that over Adams’ head for as long as needed to ensure absolute loyalty.
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Abbott being Abbott
It’s a troll job. Brilliant, hilarious, but there’s not an actual camera doing that. Well, there might be, but that sign wasn’t put there by anybody that may actually be scanning your junk.
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Trump’s America
This is somewhat surprising. Sure, it’s designed to help lower income groups, but a lot of rich white dudes make a lot of money on the legal/financial side.
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Trump’s America
It’s somewhere in the “chambers” of his brain
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Based on the picture, I assume they were both guys? But I don’t know what’s going on in the picture
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Sucks that this is a thing, but it’s also a shit way to handle it. Just make it “Introduce a student to an engineer day” that’s open to guys also. If this event has been going on for a long time, a bunch of dudes will still view it as a girl’s event and wouldn’t attend. But even if some do, it still lets the ladies attend the event. Don’t punish them, just pivot.
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DOGE: America Fucking Around
I’d like to hear more about how one can simply declare they have less debt.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
It’s rare when a complete thread derail is actually educational. But I gotta admit, this one seems boring af
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Post a pic/gif/tweet that makes you say "very cool"
So you didn’t actually watch the whole clip
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
"This is an eye opener to take into consideration in the 2026 elections." His complete "betrayal" (in quotes, because it's exactly what everybody paying attention knew he would do) of them tis but a mere consideration. JFC.
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
Walruses have been reported to have killed polar bears. If those fat sacks of shit with ivory face swords can take em out, all my money goes on the great white.
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Trump’s America
WTF? At least toilet paper eventually got used by the crazy hoarders. Do these morons not know that eggs expire?
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Trump’s America
I'm cracking up at this. Yeah, bruh. That's why he put it in past tense