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SquishMitten

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  1. Soooo, exactly like we all predicted? Shocking, I tell ya!
  2. Ya know, that’s a pretty damn good idea. Fuck worrying about term limits. Nobody would ever get a second term again until we complete the calendar.
  3. I’m assuming a paycheck
  4. The best first, hands down, is the first time poopin in your own toilet after a long vacation.
  5. No idea if this is why, but seems like it would make at least some sense to fill every nook and cranny with foam to make it more buoyant in the event of disaster
  6. There won’t be anymore fires thanks to the $100 billion dollar investment to create FireX. They will be tasked with turning the Jewish space lasers into orbital fire canons.
  7. Ah, yes. Let’s reassign all the CPAs as ICE agents. What a very natural transition for them.
  8. Not being fucking miserable and having your life ruined and/or family murdered by MAGA
  9. Got damn, dude. Some of us decent folk live in those neighborhoods
  10. Because it’s not about cost cutting. That’s just the excuse. It’s so every retailer in the country can round up and make more money. Every cash transaction going forward now has an increased profit of 1-4 cents.
  11. This is today’s world, and the Truman didn’t smoke it. Am I missing something or are you making the assumption that they communicated to the Truman that they’d lost steering? If that’s the case, then I guess everyone now knows how to sink a carrier
  12. To paraphrase: “We were fired for trying to implement Trump’s agenda. The governor wrongly thinks the federal government should be in control of the school board.” Wat? I still find it amazing that I can be shocked at the pure stupidity of these people.
  13. That was my first thought. Did he actually pardon him or did he just instruct the justice department to stop pursuing it? Because if it’s only the latter, then he can hold that over Adams’ head for as long as needed to ensure absolute loyalty.
  14. It’s a troll job. Brilliant, hilarious, but there’s not an actual camera doing that. Well, there might be, but that sign wasn’t put there by anybody that may actually be scanning your junk.
  15. This is somewhat surprising. Sure, it’s designed to help lower income groups, but a lot of rich white dudes make a lot of money on the legal/financial side.
  16. It’s somewhere in the “chambers” of his brain
  17. Based on the picture, I assume they were both guys? But I don’t know what’s going on in the picture
  18. Sucks that this is a thing, but it’s also a shit way to handle it. Just make it “Introduce a student to an engineer day” that’s open to guys also. If this event has been going on for a long time, a bunch of dudes will still view it as a girl’s event and wouldn’t attend. But even if some do, it still lets the ladies attend the event. Don’t punish them, just pivot.
  19. I’d like to hear more about how one can simply declare they have less debt.
  20. It’s rare when a complete thread derail is actually educational. But I gotta admit, this one seems boring af
  21. So you didn’t actually watch the whole clip
  22. "This is an eye opener to take into consideration in the 2026 elections." His complete "betrayal" (in quotes, because it's exactly what everybody paying attention knew he would do) of them tis but a mere consideration. JFC.
  23. Walruses have been reported to have killed polar bears. If those fat sacks of shit with ivory face swords can take em out, all my money goes on the great white.
  24. WTF? At least toilet paper eventually got used by the crazy hoarders. Do these morons not know that eggs expire?
  25. I'm cracking up at this. Yeah, bruh. That's why he put it in past tense
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