Everything posted by SquishMitten
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Only the people that thought Arch was portalling
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
When you drive somewhere in a suit, do you not hang your jacket up in the back seat so that it doesn't get wrinkles? Or just in general, don't you prefer your garments to be wrinkle-free?
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
How effective are the scooper planes? Doesn't seem like there are many available. Are they crazy expensive or something? Maybe it gets too tricky from a flight control/safety standpoint, but what if there were 10 more being used right now? 20 more? Would that make a meaningful difference?
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This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
In a lot of places they aren’t allowed to touch them
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
Shit, that’s awful. No idea what happens when you pay off a mortgage since I’ve yet to do it (other than selling). How does insurance work? Coming in the first week of the year, I wonder if that timing could impact whether she had an active policy on the 8th.
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CEO of UHG Shot and Killed in NYC - WTF is wrong with you New York
Correct! She did my wife’s partial mastectomy last year. She is an extremely nice person and a fantastic surgeon.
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2025 CFP Semifinals Cotton Bowl Tailgate
Stream is down if you weren’t aware
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2025 CFP Semifinals Cotton Bowl Tailgate
Man. Super jealous I couldn’t make it, but holy fuck it’s cold out. I’d end up drinking so much at the tailgate to get warm I’d probably pass out before halftime
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
Nature's equivalent of a step-sister getting stuck with her head in the dryer
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America's Foreign Policy & Other Shit Going On Around the World thread
A rational leader would look to make an agreement allowing for the development of a large US military base, which sounds to be the ideal outcome if “defense” is the goal. A really good way to fuck that negotiation before it begins is to threaten to take it by force. You don’t let someone build a massive presence inside your country when they’ve already made those threats. So of course he does the exact opposite.
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Pics of parking douche baggery
You know if he was buried? Some cheap family member might have a hard time passing up a free cremation
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Occasionally had goats getting into brush piles we were burning. Always thought that might be why they’re associated with Satan.
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Prediction Contest- Cotton Bowl- Texas v Ohio State
Texas by a million. Total yards: 47,313.
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The Blake Lively (Ryan Reynolds's wife) Controversy
I’m gonna come clean here, and I apologize to everyone I lied to. Ryan actually wrote the business model and the IRS approval for Horns With Heart a/k/a Texas One Fund. It wasn’t me. Please follow Aces’s of Aces’s’s advice and invest heavily.
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The Blake Lively (Ryan Reynolds's wife) Controversy
Something about Ryan Reynolds’s personality makes it hard for me to believe he’d be married to someone that’s a super bitch.
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U.S. Surgeon General Issues New Advisory on Link Between Alcohol and Cancer Risk
Well, you’d count the number of drinks you have over the weekend, then divide by 7
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
Our fucking defense can’t get any fucking help. Fuck! They haven’t even had a chance to re-tie their cleats
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
He should be suspended, if not fired.
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
Oh fuck off with that comment about Taaffe while he’s on the fucking ground. That’s some amateur bullshit
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
I really just don’t understand why Arch isn’t in at this yardage
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Austin 2025 Peach Bowl Watch Party
How’s their TV situation these days? Back when I lived nearby it was shit
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Austin 2025 Peach Bowl Watch Party
What about west? Like Woody’s in the Hill Country Galleria? That’s kinda middle ground between you and me, so I’d find it very convenient
- 2024 ReliaQuest Bowl - Alabama vs. Michigan
- 2024 ReliaQuest Bowl - Alabama vs. Michigan
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Off Grid Alaska
Recommend change of thread title to Off Topic Alaska