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SquishMitten

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  1. Only the people that thought Arch was portalling
  2. When you drive somewhere in a suit, do you not hang your jacket up in the back seat so that it doesn't get wrinkles? Or just in general, don't you prefer your garments to be wrinkle-free?
  3. How effective are the scooper planes? Doesn't seem like there are many available. Are they crazy expensive or something? Maybe it gets too tricky from a flight control/safety standpoint, but what if there were 10 more being used right now? 20 more? Would that make a meaningful difference?
  4. In a lot of places they aren’t allowed to touch them
  5. Shit, that’s awful. No idea what happens when you pay off a mortgage since I’ve yet to do it (other than selling). How does insurance work? Coming in the first week of the year, I wonder if that timing could impact whether she had an active policy on the 8th.
  6. Correct! She did my wife’s partial mastectomy last year. She is an extremely nice person and a fantastic surgeon.
  7. Stream is down if you weren’t aware
  8. Man. Super jealous I couldn’t make it, but holy fuck it’s cold out. I’d end up drinking so much at the tailgate to get warm I’d probably pass out before halftime
  9. Nature's equivalent of a step-sister getting stuck with her head in the dryer
  10. A rational leader would look to make an agreement allowing for the development of a large US military base, which sounds to be the ideal outcome if “defense” is the goal. A really good way to fuck that negotiation before it begins is to threaten to take it by force. You don’t let someone build a massive presence inside your country when they’ve already made those threats. So of course he does the exact opposite.
  11. You know if he was buried? Some cheap family member might have a hard time passing up a free cremation
  12. Occasionally had goats getting into brush piles we were burning. Always thought that might be why they’re associated with Satan.
  13. Texas by a million. Total yards: 47,313.
  14. I’m gonna come clean here, and I apologize to everyone I lied to. Ryan actually wrote the business model and the IRS approval for Horns With Heart a/k/a Texas One Fund. It wasn’t me. Please follow Aces’s of Aces’s’s advice and invest heavily.
  15. Something about Ryan Reynolds’s personality makes it hard for me to believe he’d be married to someone that’s a super bitch.
  16. Well, you’d count the number of drinks you have over the weekend, then divide by 7
  17. Our fucking defense can’t get any fucking help. Fuck! They haven’t even had a chance to re-tie their cleats
  18. Oh fuck off with that comment about Taaffe while he’s on the fucking ground. That’s some amateur bullshit
  19. I really just don’t understand why Arch isn’t in at this yardage
  20. How’s their TV situation these days? Back when I lived nearby it was shit
  21. What about west? Like Woody’s in the Hill Country Galleria? That’s kinda middle ground between you and me, so I’d find it very convenient
  22. Bruh. It’s always been trash, with the exception of 1 or 2 teams per year.
  23. Recommend change of thread title to Off Topic Alaska
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